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2.2 KiB
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79 lines
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SHADOWB|ADE
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SHOPPING CENTER ANTICS
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by The Trooper
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This is a very small list, so there's not much here. More parts will be com
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Get bored in shopping centers? Well bud, this file is for you!
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-1- At home make yellow signs like:
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/\ /\
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/ \ / \
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/ GEEK \ / NAZI \
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< ON > < ON >
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\ BOARD! / \ BOARD! /
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\ / \ /
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\/ \/
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And tape them on people's back car windows in the parking lot.
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-2- Put Crazy Glue on escalator steps.
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-3- Put fake blood on a steak knife, and leave it an elevator.
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-4- Toss fake spiders in an elevator
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-5- Put tons of play money in a brown paper bag, and leave it on a seat in the
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eating hall.
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-6- Instead, dump the money over a balcony.
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-7- Put itching powder on the toilet paper, and roll it back up.
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-8- Rub crazy glue over toilet seat until you can't notice that it's there.
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-9- Draw a porno picture on a big piece of paper, roll it and wrap it up. Pit a
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poster and price tag sticker on it, and put it in the shelf with the other post
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ers at some store.
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-10- Bring a porno program to computer store, boot the disk and get the hell ou
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ta there!
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Bonus:
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VENDING MACHINE ANTICS
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-1- Put foreign coins or play change in the change return.
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-2- Put dog shit it the change return slot.
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-3- Stuff an M&M bag with marbles and put it in the slot where the stuff comes
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down.
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-4- Put bottle caps in a chip bag and stick it in the slot.
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Well...sorry if some are a little stupid, but it's 3AM...so I'm outta here.
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Shadow Beast The Trooper
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Rod Lightning Manhunter
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Dirty Harry Lord of the Flies
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Kubla Lhan Witch Doctor
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and Star Phoenix
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