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3.6 KiB
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135 lines
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* *
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* MASTERING *
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* THE *
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* S C A N T R O N *
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* TYPED BY *
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* THE WARHEAD *
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* THANX TO *
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* IVANHOE *
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We all know what the scan-tron
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is, don't we??????
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The scan-tron are those bitchy
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little cards with the little bubbles
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and rectangles that our precious
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teachers expect us to fill in with
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those #2 pencils. In the past you
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had some machine zap through the
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cards only to tell you that you have
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failed biology. This meant that mom
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and dad are gonna take your computer,
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telephone, and nights on the town
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and stuff them in their closet, (along
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with their kinky sex toys).
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Well, worry no more...
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A group of brilliant people from the
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Armed Forces Pirating Guild have come
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up with a simple, but workable method
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to evade those little red slashes that
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seem to say "nice try, faggot".
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***EXPLANATION***
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Scan-tron machines detect right or wrong answers by picking up on led
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#2 pencil marks.
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If nothing has been marked at all in
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the given space, then your answer
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will be marked wrong. However, if
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there is neither a dark pencil mark
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nor a blank, the machine will get a
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little confused and simply not mark
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anything. You might say to yourself,
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"Well, what about the score printed
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at the end of the test??", to which
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point we respond...
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Scan-tron machines assignes a variable
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to the number of possible points
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and the number of problems wrong.
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Then it subtracts one from the other
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and prints the answer at the bottom.
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The little red marks beside your
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answers represent the number wrong,
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however, if there is no red mark, then
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there is simply "nothing wrong" as
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far as the machine is concerned.
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And we all know that our beloved tea-
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chers pay no attention and leave
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all the adding to those wonderful
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little machines.
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***HOW TO AVOID THE RED MARKS***
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There are two types of fill sheets
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one can receive, ones with the
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circles to fill in, and ones with
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the rectangles to fill in.
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On the ones with the circles, there
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is one way to avoid a slash...
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IF A CIRCLE IS LIGHTLY SHADED IN,
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TOO LIGHT FOR THE MACHINE AND
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TOO DARK FOR THE TEACHER TO QUESTION,
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THE MACHINE WILL GET CONFUSED AND
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SIMPLY LEAVE YOUR ANSWER BE.
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Once again, if there is no mark, the
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machine does not subtract from the
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total possible, and the teacher
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does not notice. Don't get it wrong
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though, the computer will mark
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a circle that has not been filled in
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at all 'wrong'. The only trick is
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to lightly fill it in with the cor-
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rect tint.
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Now for the rectangles...
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The same method described for the
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circles will also work for the
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rectangle form, along with another
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method...
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This method is, drawing many diagon-
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al light lines through the rectangle.
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However, this method is not recommen-
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ded because 'teacher' will probably
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catch on (some teachers are really
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stupid though).
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One more note:
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Finals are coming.
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Start practicing!!!
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By the way, this w3method WORKS.
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It's kept me playing sports and
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I gotten to keep my telephone,
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computer, and social time (ie.
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fucking my girlfriend).
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Ivanhoe and I hope this is beneficial
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to both you and Harry (ie.your
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pecker)
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***THE WARHEAD***
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&
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