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\\\\~~~~//// | Phuckin' Phield Phreakers Of 619 | \\\\~~~~////
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[[[==]]] ] PHUN WITH B-B-GUNS! [ [[[==]]]
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////____\\\\ | An Official PPP-619 Presentation | ////____\\\\
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\ This Phile Completed On October 17, 1989 5 Hours After The Earthquake! /
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Our Intro:
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Well, you're sitting there at home, sitting, sitting, waiting,
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waiting, sitting, waiting, and slowly mutating into an over-sized vegetable.
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There you are, sitting there, maybe with a few phriends, just wondering what
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you should do.
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A few suggestions arise. Movies? Nah, you saw one last week. Dance
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clubs? Nah, your favorite club is closed for another week, and you don't feel
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like goin' dancing anywhere else. Arcade? NAH! This is a weekend night, and
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you want to do something EXCITING... not sitting there and becoming a slow
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cucumber! What to do... you don't have enuff gas to go out driving in your
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fleet of cars and terrorize the freeways... Hmmm....
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Hey! Why not go out and TERRORIZE your favorite neighborhood then?
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Yeah! Remember that BB gun you bought down at "Big-5" last month? Well, it
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has many more uses other than plinking at cans and shooting at those fine
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feathery friends of ours... yeah! that's the ticket!
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So, you wanna be Rambos, get your guns out and get ready to have a
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helluva time! Disclaimer: We hope you try all of these things and have a
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h
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<< DOS Shell >>. Type 'EXIT<11>' to return to Telix.
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elluva time, but we're not responsible, so ha ha!
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Wanna-Be Rambo's Survival List:
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BB Guns................................Rifles, Pistols, Home-made, etc
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BB's...................................At least 3000 BB's for phun!
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Gun Scope..............................For even more phun!
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Steel Pipe & Cap.......................For our home-made BB gun
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M-80/100's.............................For home-made BB gun, or destroying
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Matches/Lighter........................Necessary all of the time
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Knife..................................At least 5" blade and REAL sharp!
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Gloves.................................Keep your fingerprints outta there!
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Flashlight.............................Don't get lost now...
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Dark Clothes...........................A MUST for phuckin' around.
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Home-Made Anarchy......................If it's availible
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A Few Human Beings.....................IQ over 5, at least
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At Least One Automobile................MUST be capable of speeds over 100
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Attack Plan 1:
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Numero Uno, put on your dark clothes, and I suggest you do it after you
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see your parents for the night, unless you wear dark clothes often; just don't
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make yourself too conspicuous. Then, you're ready to do the real thing.
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Ok, you've got eveything set, and are ready to go out "punkin'". So, in
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order to get yourselves pumped up for the following events without getting
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high or drunk, you and your friends get in that automobile. Okay, get the best
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driver behind the wheel and begin a short cruise (via a freeway route) to
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a nearby movie theater or arcade. Ok, no go ow Mexicans in to take our jobs for lower
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pay.
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This country sucks, because the Jackson family lives in it.
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This country sucks, because they won't recognize Hardcore and Metal as music
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put it on the Top 40 list. What's wrong with "I Kill Children!", anyway?
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This country sucks, because they don't allow anyone under 21 to buy liquor.
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This is why teenage alcoholism is higher than in England where there is lower
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control.
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This country sucks, because they tax love. We have to pay a marriage tax you
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know.
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This country sucks, because our goverment is always sticking it's head where
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it isn't wanted and the result is many of OUR lives lost. Ie, Vietnam and
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the Korean War. WWII was just, because Hitler was fucked up.
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This country sucks, because all the fat ugly jingoists go to see movies like
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Cobra, Rambo, Rocky IV, Commando and Delta Force.
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This country sucks, because they don't let people like Jello Bifra into office
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because his policy is "I'll kill all the bums in San Fransisco".
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This country sucks, because the government doesn't finish it's work once they
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started. Why didn't we kill Khadafy? Sure sure, send Rambo. A true
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American panacea.
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So let's all move over to England!
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Actually, this country is one of few in the world that allows freedom so we
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should be thankful we are even allowed to say such things in this file. So
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when you celebrate the 4th of July don't forget to shoot off fire crackers on
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the beach. Why? Because your NOT ALLOWED. And all you gutless terds who
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don't, then sell beer to minors.
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Thanks to Uncle Scam, who without all his corruptness there wouldn't have been
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anything to write about...
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a-whatever, what computer geeks
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like to do for fun)...Here we go:
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THINGS COMPUTER GEEKS DO TO GET THEIR JOLLIES
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1) Play "Traveller" -- by the book, and no other way.
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2) Read OMNI magazines... And nothing =BUT= OMNI magazines (other than 2 or
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3 dozen computer magazines)
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3) Help their teachers clean blackboards (While in an occasional "nasty"
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mood, they may jeer at their "Absolutely ignorant" computer V teachers with
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PhD's in electronics, if and when they make a "costly mistake" in class).
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4) Go to the arcade and splurge their hard-earned quarters that they manage
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to hide away from the neighborhood bully, who always steals their shoes and
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unzips their backpacks when they aren't looking.
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5) Occasionally (but only occasionally) they just might go to the mall down
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the street <But only if that mall has the "Information Please" store, which
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has all of those "keen" spreadsheet programs for their PET computers>
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At the rate we're going, I could go on forever with all of these fun lit-
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tle tidbits of slander, but I won't, for the primary reason of not hurting
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any of our little friends' feelings (If they cry over their keyboards, they
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might get a short-circuit in the ZX388059 chip, found just behind the CC013
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primary CCU in the motherboard)... Or whatever.
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THE END
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(Betcha never saw one of those in a text-file before! HA!)
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h speed.
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"Can I help???", asked Greg. Greg really liked to help insert the plastic toy
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while beating off. It really gave him a thrill.
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Sure, Greg, no problem.
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WRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, went the Love Gun, and Greg started to furiously beat off
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while staring intently into Tiger's love-filled eyes. The dog shot its load
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easily, like it always does. "Gosh golly, Tiger, cant you EVER hold out??",
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cried Cindy. She always wished that Tiger had a little more staying power
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than he did. I guess thats because of all the times that Tiger had shot his
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load early while with Cindy. You know how unsatifying that can be.
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"Stop whining, Cindy." begged Peter. "I hate it when you whine about Tiger
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being a little fast on the trigger." "You know that he is sensi-_ tive about
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that!"
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"Sorry..." mumbled Cindy.
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"Just for that you little bitch, its time to bring YOU to the playhouse!!!"
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! cried Cindy in desperation.
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Yes. It was time for Cindy to learn what penetration is all about. Time for
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Cindy to become a "real" woman. Hmmmmmmmmmm.
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Peter and Greg handcuffed the little girl to the rafters of the playhouse,
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suspending her above the floor.
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"OWWWWWW!", cried cindy, in obvious pain.
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You think THIS hurts you little bitch, wait until GREG whips out BIG EDDIE!
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Alice HAD to leave at this point. She always DID love watching Cindy have
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sex, but when it came to BIG EDDIE.....
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Well, Alice had ALREADY seen Greg's throbbing member at work on Bobby, she
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realized that she really didnt need to watch it at work on Cindy too. Greg
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greased up his cock, stroking the HUGE length back and forth. Cum was already
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oozing from its tip. He placed it against Cindy's pussy, and SHOVED it in
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HARD! No mercy from this big brother.
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Peter, meanwhile had greased up his dick with Crisco and had placed it on
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Cindy's tight little rosebud butthole. OUCH! Yeah, you know it.... This was
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DEFINITELY going to hurt this little 7 yr old.
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But what the hell.
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THRUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSST!
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Cindy screamed LOUDLY!
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Up in the house, Marsha and Jan were busy eating one another out, when they
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heard their little sister scream in pain. Immediately on hearing this, Marsha
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ripped her face from Jan's bush and began to shudder wildly. Jan had NEVER
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seen her sister EVER have such a quaking orgasm!!!!!!1 She bucked wildly,
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licking Jan's pussy juice from her chin, fingering her clit, and she fell in a
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naked heap to the floor.
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"Gosh, Marsha, was that all just because my cunt tastes so good??"
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"No way, Jan. I just thought it was SO GROOVY to hear Cindy scream in pain, I
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just COULDNT help but explode!"
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"I understand...."
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Well, this is a long story, that could never be told in one night. But be sure
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to stay tuned to find out about what Mike and Carol did upon returning to the
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Brady household! What did Mom and Dad do, when Peter had to tell them that he
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had ruptured poor little Cindy's rectum... What did Alice say when she found
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out that it was little BOBBY who was stealing all of her crotchless underwear.
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Find out.
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Don`t say I didn`t warn you it was sick.
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mpassable grid. This would be only used in a very high-security situation,
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but since it does occur, burglars have discovered at least two ways which it
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may be surmounted. First, a mirror system could be designed that provides a
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doorway for the burglar. The mirrors must be precisely 45* degrees, and
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since the apparatus is constructed on the spot, careful planning must go into
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it design. The viability of the next technique depends greatly on the
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circumstances involved. If there is a hiding place near the laser grid, one
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can walk right through the grid and the hides and then the burglar releases
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a bird that he brought with him. After the alarm sounds the guard will see
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the bird near the alarm and wounder how it got there but will assume that it
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was the bird that triggered the alarm. It should be obvious to you that this
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technique may be used used in other areas of alarm bypassing. The laser grid
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system will not be encountered very often, one of my high tech hoods say he
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only came accross one at a jewlry store. So a burglar with UV or IR filters
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may be fairly certain that he is safe from detection by photoelectric alarms.
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III. PASSIVE INFRA-RED ALARMS
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Passive Infra-Red alarms, or PIRs are so called because they do not emit
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Infra-Red energy, but merely detect a change in it. A PIR probes its
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monitoring area, and if any changes are detected in Infra-Red (heat), it sounds
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an alarm. A PIR records the ambient room temperature so it will notice any
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changes such as that produces by the human body. Slow temperature changes,
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such as thermostatically controlled heating systems, will not interfere with
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the PIR's duties. The PIR is often called a thermal detector, however such
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heat detectors are used primarily for fire prevention. The PIR is immediatly
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recognizable (see Fig. 1) due to its common design and dark-red lens. They
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Moral Of The Phile:
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Soooo.... if you are ever bored and are wondering what to do, get yourself
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a BB gun (unless you have one) and go have some real phun.... the anarchist's
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way............ enjoy yourselves......... and don't get caught... have a
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helluva time with this shit.... bye bye.....
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- This Has Been A PHUCKIN' PHIELD PHREAKERS - 619 Presentation - ANARCHY!!! -
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PPP are....... Doctor Dissector, Killer Korean, M.I.T., Phortress Phreak,
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White Boy, Dark Helmet, The Lode Runner, Tak/Scan
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Greetings:
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cDc, ex-Phortune 500 members, CHiNA (we don't sit around like NAP/PA either!)
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and any others I should have put here but forgot.
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Hello:
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Wayne Bell - We love your WWIV software... and the mods WE put into it...
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