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Free Mail!
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Want to be able to mail letters for free? No postage required? It is
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possible to do, but I gotta warn you that it is a form of mail fraud to
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do it on purpose...so make sure you only do it by accident IF you do
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it at all...IS THAT CLEAR???
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Let's say you want to send a letter to your friend who lives in...
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Salt Lake City. You, of course, live in Chicago. Here is how you
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address the envelope...
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_________________________________________________________________________
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| {note lack |
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| Your Friend of postage |
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| 666 State Street stamp!} |
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| SLC, UT 84444 |
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| Your Name |
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| 69 Halstead St |
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| Chi-Town, IL 60000 |
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Pretty simple eh? Obviously you should use the accurate (real) addresses
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where indicated (no shit!). What happens when you mail this letter is
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the post office will mark it RETURN TO SENDER INSUFFICIENT POSTAGE.
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The sender, as indicated on the envelope, is your friend. Therefore
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good old Uncle Sam delivers it to the destination you sought. All for
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free!
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Why it works: The Postal Department regulation prohibit delivery of mail
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that does not have the proper postage. They must return it to the sender
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for first class letters. Now it may seem a little funny to see a letter
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that is supposed to be from Salt Lake in a Chicago mail box, but the
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postal workers probably won't notice and even if they do they can only
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assume that the letter is correct as addressed...they simply can't spend
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their time second guessing destinations. Because if they are wrong (and
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assumed it was mailed from Chicago and sent it thru the system to you on
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Halstead) they would be breaking their own rules by delivering non-stamped
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mail *as addressed*. The postal worker, even if he has time to notice or
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cares, simply must take the envelope at face value and follow regulations.
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Hence, it gets delivered to your friend.
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Glitches: Of the dozens of letters I know have been sent like this once
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in a while one will come back to you. With all the mail the post office
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handles some are bound to get thru the system and actually get delivered.
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It happens. Once I heard of the envelope coming thru with a postage due
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attachment. This should not happen normally. Post Office regulations say
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that postage due can only be done when the postage affixed is not enough
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to cover the cost. It can not be done when there is no postage at all.
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But again, sometimes it happens. Because of the potential glitch problem
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don't send important stuff this way. It may boomerang back to you or it
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may get caught up in the gears of post office red tape and just vanish.
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It is possible.
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Hints: Make the "return" address very complete and legible. Don't
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indicate in your letter inside or on the back flap that it may have
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been done on purpose (ie: I hope you get this letter...pretty cool the
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way I mailed it!). On the evelope will tip off an alert employee, inside
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could be discovered by a nosey mailman (don't kid yourself...they do read
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letters once in a while, but they just toss them away when done. I know
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a mailman who admitted it. This is how many letters get "lost") Also,
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it won't work for postcards. Make sure the envelope doesn't say address
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correction requested, or do not forward, or 2nd class mail...or anything
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else unusual. Just make it looklike your average law abiding
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letter mailed w/out postage by accident.
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Disclaimer/Statement of Facts: Mail Fraud is a big fucking crime. I
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don't use this technique (I just know of it), I don't suggest you do it
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either (but it's your choice). Reading, having, telling, and knowing
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this techinique is NOT against the law...neither is distributing it.
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IF you decide to try it the odds are %99.99999999999999999 percent that
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no one will ever know. But as a precaution NEVER admit, brag, tell
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anyone that you EVER mailed a letter w/out postage ON PURPOSE. We all
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make mistakes...even Ronny Raygun. Remember, the only scumbag that
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came out of Watergate with both his testicles was G. Gordon Liddy and
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he KEPT HIS MOUTH SHUT. Learn by his example.
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But hey! I don't mean to get preachy. Have fun with this. Sleep easier
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now that the potential exists to mail free. Rebels unite, you have
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nothing to loose but your inhibitions.
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T H U M P R >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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of
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ChicagoLand ////////////////////
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nation
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PPS: I didn't originate this postage free system, someone told me about
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it many years ago. It is probably quite common but many I have talked to
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have not heard it so I thought I'd type it up and distribute. If you
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found yourself thinking..."how old" than you are right. If you found
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yourself thinking "how stupid" then go fuck yourself. Knowledge is
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power and must be distributed or we will all perish in a bourgeoise
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nuclear death.
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