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Everyone needs a little time off once in a while. Who cares how they get that
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time off. Most play sick. I will share a few of my own personal experiences
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with playing sick.
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First, there's the "I don't feel well". Usually gets at least a raised
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eyebrow. They feel your forehead and say you're OK. Bullshit. If you can let
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the corners of your mouth sag, it helps. Then there are the mysterious body
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aches. You feel a cramp in your stomach or side ... They will be a bit
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concerned. Then there is the light-headedness. It will get good results if
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used properly.
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But best of all is the BARF. When you puke, you're SICK, as far as they are
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concerned. Your ass is staying at home. Most idiots will go in the bathroom
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and stick their FINGERS down their fuckin' throats! How droll. If you want an
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good upchuck, use the miracle drug: IPECAC SYRUP! This wonder is available in
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any Supermarket, near the Mercurochrome and the Iodine. Most always near the
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pharmacy, if there is one. The stuff will run about two bucks a bottle, good
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for about 5 or so good barfs. Read the instructions carefully, as it is a drug.
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The stuff works wonders at school. It is well worth investing time and money,
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unless you can just steal it. It comes in a small bottle.
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Also, if you do go to the doctor, just tell him you also have diarrhea, and he
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will say it is some kind of virus. The runs is a catch-all with medicos. Only
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viruses cause it. But don't give a sample of your shit.
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-- ADDED EFFECTS (Thanx to MAXFILES) --
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Dazed look: Dilated pupils, generally spaced, and slow actions & reactions.
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High/Low Temp: Going to the nurse after PE will make you look worn out & you
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will have a higher body temp. (if cold out, stand outside.)
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High Stress Lv: Making yourself tense (and/or increasing your heartrate will
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add to your "sickness".
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Irregular Metabolism: Using NO-DOZE will create irregularities in your
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metabolism which will also improve your "sickness".
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Nice Sad Lies: About your: Lack of sleep, Lack of appetite, Amount of
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stress...
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Enjoy!
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.-.
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( * * )
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[+++]
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-.-
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-TBB [April 3, 1985]
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