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- How to Scam Coke Machines -
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By: Oliver Clothezoffe
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After you try this you'll never be thrusty or outta change, because this shit
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really works!!! I used to get $20 in change from Coke machines at my school!!!
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The whole concept is that you tape the dollar a special way, so when you put it
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into the machine, you pull it out, it's really cool, you not only get change,
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but you get a free Coke.
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Just before you learn how to do this, let me clear up MY ASS, I haven't gotten
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caught yet doing this, and this doesn't work on every Coke Machine. But if your
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stupid, and get caught, then you are sure that everything you read below is only
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for informational proposes. NOT FOR PLEASURE OR SCAMMING!!! But it's not like I
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can stop you from getting this file and reading it so just too protect MY ASS. I
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just want for the record, saying, "That this is really wrong and it's against my
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moral and religious standards to steal from a machine, which hard working people
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designed so people like yourself can get free drinks from them. Thank you."
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Now that you've read my protection letter, Here how you do it... But again I
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have to expand on how this doesn't work on all Coke machines. The best ones are
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the really old ones. When I went to Ocean City, New Jersey, I must of came out
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with $80.00 in quarters!!! I heard that this works on some change machines but
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I've personally tried it around the city and I can't get it to work. So you if
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you come across one, YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT FROM ME!!! Syke, I don't give a shit.
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Preparing The Dollar :
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Get a new-crisp one dollar bill (No rips or anything because you want to be
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sure the dollar will go in.
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Go out to F&M or People's Drug and buy some packaging tape(I've tried this
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with other kinds of tape but this is the strongest. SO BUY THIS KIND DUMB SHIT
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!!!!) Now if you examine a Coke machine(Hopefully not to long because people
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will think your some kind of Stupid Fuck!!!) Now remember the direction of the
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dollar. Now place the dollar on the table or some place and make it so it looks
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as if you were putting it into the dollar thing on the machine. Take the tape
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and place it on the end of the tape(right over the border of the dollar(See
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below...)
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The Dollar:
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_____________________________________
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||-----------------------------------|#####################
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<- direction of || (1) ______ (1) |#<- Tape border #####
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<- the dollar || ( ) |### on both sides ###
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<- into the || (George) |### of the ##########
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<- Coke || (______) |### dollar ##########
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<- machine || (1) (1) |#####################
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||___________________________________|#####################
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------------------------------------- { 6 to 8 inches }
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Make the tape real long, then fold it over so both sides of the dollar's
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border are taped.(There cannot be any air pockets or bubbles in the tape but if
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your not retarted, you just might be able to handle such a task. Make sure the
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tape is about 6 to 8 inches so you can pull it out without have the dollar
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be sucked in(6 to 8 inches only works with Coke machines). Making it really
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long like about (15 to 20 inches) will allow you to do it on any machine!!!
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Making It Work :
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Go to a Coke machine(I guess it has to be one with a dollar thing.)(Of course
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it does you DUMB ASS!!!) Now put the dollar in, but hold onto the tape. Some
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machine have real strong grip and it might tare your dollar if you try to
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pull it back out. SO HOLD ON TIGHT!!! As the machine sucks in the dollar,
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be ready to pull it out. Pull it out(Kind of like sex!!!) when the dollar
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is almost completly sucked in, but if you pull the dollar out too fast it
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either won't work or it will ripp your dollar. So you have to pull it out
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nice and slow, but not too slow because it win't work. Just nice and easy.
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If you did it right you should hear several clicks, if you don't than you're
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stupid because you didn't do it right. But if you aren't stupid and you hear
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the clicks than that means it works!!! Wow!!! Neato Burrito!!! Now choose a
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drink, and get your change. It's not that hard but for those exceptionally
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stupid asses that can't get it, they will have to try again. I do this over
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and over again until dimes and nickels start to come out. When that happens,
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you know you cleaned that machine out!!!
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Is It Me Or Am I Just Stupid? :
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Unfortunally, it just might not be you(but I say it probably is.) Anyway, on
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some of the newer Coke and Most Pepsi machine it doesn't work with such a
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short piece of tape. THE SOLUTION though is... LONGER TAPE!!! Here's how...
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Instead of making the tape just 6 to 8 inches make it 15 to 20 inches!!!(About
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the size of my Dick!!!) Now that you have my dick taped to your dollar you'll
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really know how small your's is!!! The other change is when you put the dollar
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in, you have to LET the machine suck it in ALL THE WAY, and when it stops,
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then you get a good grip on that tape and pull like shit until that dollar cums
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back out. Oh yeah, you tape the dollar like this...
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The Dollar:
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||--------------------##########################################################
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<- direction of || (1) ______################### Tape up to ###########################
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<- the dollar || ( ################### the head of ##########################
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<- into the || (George################### George on ############################
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<- Coke || (______################### both sides ###########################
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<- machine || (1) ##########################################################
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||____________________##########################################################
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------------------------------------- { 15 to 20 inches }
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This method works on every machine that takes dollars know by myself and my
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co-anarchiest!!!
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For info about this working on snack machines... look for the file...
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SNACKMCH.TXT it also has info on free phone calls and shit like that.
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DANGER!!! DANGER!!! DANGER!!!
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A kid I knew got caught doing this up at the community colege. He got caught
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because there were HIDDEN cameras and he was doing it in the middle of the day,
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it's really not that great of an idea also to do it in the middle of the night,
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I mean, Cops that drive by like at midnight and they see you and your friends
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hanging around a Coke machine(That looks very suspicious) You think your all bad
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think'N the cops don't care, YOU'RE FUCKED because Cops know all the tricks and
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ways to scam things like this and they know what to look for(So you're Wrong, &
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not cool any more, because your letting something that you read, scare you!!!)
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HELL!!! For all you know, I could be shitting bricks about all this crap, But am
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I? And don't tell all of your friends because that's what messed everything up
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at my school. I mean, since everything or alot of people knew about it, they did
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it, and that's like taking your money and your drinks("HOLY SHIT!!! WHY DIDN'T I
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THINK OF THAT!!!") The best time to do it is about 2:00pm to 4:00pm because
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school gets out at 2:00 and so people will just think your getting a few drinks.
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And if you do it near 4:00 people will think you just getting a Coke("HELL!!! I
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don't know!!!").
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If that school catches on about the scamming, then STOP IMEDIATLLY! And for
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sure, they'll change the Old Coke machine with a New One. But that's why you
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understand "Is It Me Or Am I Just Stupid" Because that works on practically ALL
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Coke machines. It doesn't take a little Practice.
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Precautions
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It's not that hard to carry around a taped dollar, but when you find the right
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machine and get around 20 Cokes and $10.00 in change, I mean, you gotta have a
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back pack or something to carry all them Cokes. Or I used to drive to elementry
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or middle schools and sell them for like a quarter or something like that. It's
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just a quick way to get more profit!!! BUT -[ D O N 'T ]- sell them around
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where you got them, BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKED!!! Remeber, people aren't stupid, so
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you just gotta use some common sense and don't become MONEY HUNGRY because those
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are the people that get caught("I don't care if they're the smartest person in
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the world, you gotta think it out!!!")
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- Oliver Clothezoffe -
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