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: ELECTRONIC TERRORISM :
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IT STARTS WHEN A BIG, DUMB LUMMOX RUDELY INSULTS YOU. BEING OF A RATIONAL,
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INTELLIGENT DISPOSITION, YOU WISELY CHOOSE TO AVOID A (DIRECT) CONFRONTATION.
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BUT AS HE LAUGHS IN YOUR FACE, YOU SMILE INWARDLY---YOUR REVENGE IS ALREADY
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PLANNED.
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STEP 1: FOLLOW YOUR VICTIM TO HIS LOCKER, CAR, OR HOUSE. ONCE YOU HAVE
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CHOSEN YOUR TARGET SITE, LAY LOW FOR A WEEK OR MORE, LETTING YOUR ANGER BOIL.
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STEP 2: IN THE MEAN TIME, ASSEMBLE YOUR VERSATILE TERRORIST KIT(DETAILS
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BELOW.)
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STEP 3: PLANT YOUR KIT AT THE DESIGNATED TARGET SITE ON A MONDAY MORNING
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BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 4:00 AM AND 6:00 AM. INCLUDE A CALM, SUGGESTIVE NOTE THAT
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QUIETLY HINTS AT THE POSSIBILITY OF ANOTHER ATTACK. DO NOT WRITE IT BY HAND!
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AN EXAMPLE OF AN EFFECTIVE NOTE:
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"DON'T BE SUCH A JERK, OR THE
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NEXT ONE WILL TAKE OFF YOUR
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HAND. HAVE A NICE DAY."
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NOTICE HOW THE CALM TONE INSTILLS FEAR. AS IF WRITTEN BY A HOMICIDAL PSYCH
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OPATH.
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STEP 5: CHOOSE A STRATEGIC LOCATION OVERLOOKING THE TARGET SITE. TRY TO
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POSITION YOURSELF IN SUCH A WAY THAT YOU CAN SEE HIS FACIAL CONTORTIONS.
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STEP 6: SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE FIREWORKS!
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ASSEMBLY OF THE VERSATILE, ECONOMIC, AND EFFECTIVE TERRORIST KIT #1: THE
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PARTS YOU'LL NEED ARE:
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1) 4 AA BATTERIES
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2) 1 9-VOLT BATTERY
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3) 1 SPDT MINI RELAY (RADIO SHACK)
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4) 1 ROCKET ENGINE(SMOKE BOMB OR M-80)
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5) 1 SOLAR IGNITOR (ANY HOBBY STORE)
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6) 1 9-VOLT BATTERY CONNECTOR
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STEP 1: TAKE THE 9-VOLT BATTERY AND WIRE IT THROUGH THE RELAY'S COIL. THIS
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CIRCUIT SHOULD ALSO INCLUDE A PAIR OF CONTACTS THAT WHEN SEPARATED CUT OFF THIS
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CIRCUIT. THESE CONTACTS SHOULD BE HELD TOGETHER BY TRAPPING THEM BETWEEN THE
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LOCKER,MAILBOX, OR CAR DOOR. ONCE THE DOOR IS OPENED, THE CONTACTS FALL APART
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AND THE 9-VOLT CIRCUIT IS BROKEN, ALLOWING THE RELAY TO FALL TO THE CLOSE
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POSTION THUS CLOSING THE IGNITION CIRCUIT. (IF ALL THIS IS CONFUSING TAKE A
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LOOK AT THE SCHEMATIC BELOW.)
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STEP 2: TAKE THE 4 AA BATTERIES AND WIRE THEM IN SUCCESSION. WIRE THE
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POSITIVE TERMINAL OF ONE TO THE NEGATIVE TERMINAL OF ANOTHER, UNTIL ALL FOUR
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ARE CONNECTED EXCEPT ONE POSITIVE TERMINAL AND ONE NEGATIVE TERMINAL. EVEN
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THOUGH THE FOUR AA BATTERIES ONLY COMBINE TO CREATE 6 VOLTS, THE INCREASE IN
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AMPERAGE IS NECESSARY TO ACTIVATE THE SOLAR IGNITOR QUICKLY AND EFFECTIVELY.
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STEP 3: TAKE THE BATTERY PACK (MADE IN STEP 2) AND WIRE ONE END OF IT TO THE
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RELAY'S SINGLE POLE AND THE OTHER END TO ONE PRONG OF THE SOLAR IGNITOR. THEN
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WIRE THE OTHER PRONG OF THE SOLAR IGNITOR BACK TO THE OPEN POSITION ON THE
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RELAY.
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STEP 4: USING DOUBLE SIDED CARPET TAPE MOUNT THE KIT IN HIS LOCKER, MAILBOX,
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OR CAR DOOR. AND LAST, INSERT THE SOLAR IGNITOR INTO THE ROCKET ENGINE (SMOKE
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BOMB OR M-80).
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YOUR KIT IS NOW COMPLETE!
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---------><---------
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I (CONTACTS) I
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I I
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I --- (9 VOLT)
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I - (BATTERY)
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I ---
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I I
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I (COIL) I
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/-----------
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/ I
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/ I
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/ I
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(SWITCH) I I
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I I
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I --- (BATTERY)
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I - ( PACK )
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I ---
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I I
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I I
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---- -----
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I I
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*
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(SOLAR IGNITOR)
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