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View: TERRORIZING YOUR NIEIGHBORS
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& &
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% terrorizing your neighborhood %
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& or how to celebrate &
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% holloween 365 days a year %
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& &
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% by:the pickpocket %
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& the enforcer &
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% embezzler %
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& &
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So you say you had a dream last night about hijacking a twa and taking it to
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lebanon....well this should provide you with many exciting nights and
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distraught neighbors.
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For these exercises you will need the following items:
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10 m-16's
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15 shrapnel grenades
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2 flamethrowers
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2-3 spools of fish line (the stronger the better)
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3-4 packs of bottle rockets
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3-4 packs of m-80's
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3-4 packs of 'jumping jacks'
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20 small balloons
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Water ..hmm what could that be for?
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Eggs...optional
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4 bricks
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3-6 10 ball roman candles
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A 6 inch tube about big enough for a marker to fit in and closed at one end
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Spool of string
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10-20 empty liter bottles (like pepsi) or some coffee cans
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1 roll of transparent tape
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Some tacks or nails
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A small mallet or hammer
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Lawn mower w/bag
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A tarp
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A couple newspapers
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A few centerfolds...use some ugly ones
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A pocketknife
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Some dark clothing
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Black shoes if possible
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Panty hose....optional
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An empty 16 oz. pepsi bottle
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A old rag
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Some gas or kerosene
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Some alcohol
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2-3 ping-pong balls
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Gunpowder
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2-3 feet of fuse...optional but recomended
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A lighter or 2-3 packs of matches
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A can of wd-40 or almost any aerosol
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A good lock
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Charming face w/fast legs
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A pair of pliers
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A quater or half-dollar
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A wire-cutter
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A large and small screwdriver
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4-5 small paper bags
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Ample supply of dog shit
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2 watermelons
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A candle
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A smoke bomb
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A bong...optional but it definitely heightens the experience and you will feel
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more apt to try and accompish these feats
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basic terrorism:
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Ok....the below ideas are for the new and unexperienced terrorist....they are
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mainly just for fun and have quick results
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Holding up traffic: well what would you do if you were driving down the road
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around 2 am half-drunk,stoned,and wasted and saw little...maybe not so
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little...balls of colored flame shooting through the air ahead from the
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road?....well you would either freak and go straight or more likely freak and
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wreck...that is the whole idea....to do this you use 1 or 2 10 ball roman
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candles and the bricks.....to assemble place two bricks side by side about an
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inch apart and then place a third brick behind them on the opposite side from
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which you want it to shoot....then place another brick on top of the first two
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and place and aim the candle in the space between the bricks.
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The next trick is yard littering... to do this spread a tarp on the grass
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and place a crumpled newspaper in the tarp....then run over it with your lawn
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mower....transfer the now shredded newspaper to another bag and decorate
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someone's lawn.
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While you are at it tape a centerfold on the glass door and give 'em a ring
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then use those fast legs to haul ass
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Now if you truly hate these people you can give someone a good deal of small
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cuts by hammering the tacks or nails on the molding around the door....then
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string some fish line around the nails at any height or all up and down the
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door.
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Now this trick won't work to well at night but will during a two-period
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chemisrty lab....just hold a quarter over your bunsen burner or lighter for a
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few minutes and toss it into the hall when the bell ring...someone will learn
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to not pick everything up off the ground.
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Another idea for school requires a candle and a smoke bomb....tape the candle
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to the smoke bomb leaving the wick about 1-2 inches above the fuse.. leave
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this in the school bathroom... light it and in about 10 minutes when the
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candle burns down the smoke bomb will go off....of course you'll be talking to
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a teacher or in class about the time it goes off leaving you in the clear
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Genuine fun:
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Find a good road in your neighborhood or somewhere else where only one car
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will be going by at a time....if the road is too busy this won't work... now
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take some fish line and get enough to stretch across the road and clear it on
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both sides by 2-3 feet....you must also find a place with mail boxes or
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electric boxes across the road from each other....now tie the fish line to two
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of the liter bottles on each side ...the idea is to set the line up so it will
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be just above fender level you must also make sure that while the bottles will
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not fall over that the will come off when a car passes.... after a car passes
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watch and see how far your little present stays with them...coffee can may be
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preferred because they produce a more pleasing effect to the ears when dragging
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behing the victim...also don't stand too close to the line incase you catch an
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ulikely jogger
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Also did you ever believe in santa as a kid...well we have a new variation on
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chimney suprises...just go by the nearest supermarket and obtain (how ever you
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want) a watermelon... decorating the watermelon is optional becuase it is
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likely that the decorations will be messed up during action.....anywayz now for
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hard part....in some way climb up to the top of their chimney and drop the
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water melon down their chimney...if there is one of those damn grates on top
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take it home for a souvenir
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Ever seen those luminaria things around christmas time?...well this idea can
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be used at the same time as the fake santa to create a real feeling of
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christmas and 'gift'-giving ok now....take that ample supply of shit and fill
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some little paper bags (about 4)...then spray it with gas and leave your 'gift'
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on someone's porch and light the bag....then ring the door..haul ass...and
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watch to see if the person is in a christmassy spirit....by the way watch to
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see if they try and stomp it out...that's messy eh?
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Obvious:
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Of course don't forget to smash the pumpkins on halloween
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Bottle rockets shot from hand-held tubes at joggers or passing cars
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Trip wires or clothes-lines across well-traveled paths
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You say you hear a bed squeakin through the window?...well take a look with
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your high-powered lantern or headlights....ever seen two people jump so quick?
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Placing or re-placing a lock on a storage shed or crawlspace
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Ring and run with jumping jacks and m-80's left for their viewing pleasure
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Toss someone's doormat or paper up on their roof
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Climb on mr. neighbor's roof and slam dance with your friends...then when he
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comes out cover him with shit or just run
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Tying fish line to someone's knocker and while spooling out extra and being
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careful not to pull it taunt walk across the street and take out your bottle
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rockets and tube....then when you're set up pull the line and hold your lighter
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ready...then when someone answers let 'em have it...good aim pays off here!!!
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And of course water balloons...but with a twist...make sure that these are
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small...like no bigger than a shrunken baseball...and also make sure that they
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are white....to a casual observer (no such thing really) it will look like
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eggs...also do this from a car with hard-rock blasting... then 'egg'
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everything in sight...of course you don't have to fill them with water...it can
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be mud,shaving cream,or milk for a better splattering effect
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Pyro fun:
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Go to your local roses and pick up some ping-pong balls (unless you still
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play it outside of pe) and drill a whole in the top....now fill it up with some
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gun powder...to light this (your gone if you casually light it by hand) either
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make a trail with gas and light that or use a fuse about 2 ft. long...needless
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to say haul ass to watch this....if it works it will shoot a falme in the air
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for a decent while or simply explode
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Have you ever sprayed anything across your lighter?....well it can have some
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interesting applications....first its a nice little torch...then its a big
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improvement over your lighter... and then its a bomb (you will have found this
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out by now if you sprayed that wd-40 for too long)...to make this first take
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that little button off the top and place some duct tape over the little nozzle
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holding it down.... then punch a hole in the tape above the nozzle....the can
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should now be continuously spraying now....and any day now whenever you feel
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like it just strike a match and need i reapeat haul ass
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Now lets's try an experiment....ever made a molotov cocktail?...do you know
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what that is?...basically its a cheap type bomb that was used in wwi by
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resistors with no other ammo. how to construct a molotov cocktail: ok now
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like i said this is an experiment....get your 16 oz. pepsi bottle (or coke if
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you want to tell them that you don't like it now) and fill with gas,kerosene,or
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both.... now soak a rag in gas and let it dry.. then stuff the bottom half
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into the mouth of the bottle...now find a nice lookin porche or open
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field,light the rag and throw(you better toss it quick too!)....this isn't
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supposed to explode but rather throw flaming gas everywhere for a big
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radius...so stay clear...maybe you could drop it off a bridge or from a tall
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tree if you're a monkey
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Electrical terrorism:
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Messing up the meter....you know that damned little bubble on the side of
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your house (or shack)?....well that's a kilowatt meter...it tells the power co.
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how much power you used by the little circles inside....now messing with these
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can be fun esp. if it isn't yours.....keep in mind it's a felony.. but who
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cares? right?....ok now there is usually a little plastic tag with a looped
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wire hanging that acts as a lock because they are about impossible to get back
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on....if you live near a construction site you may be able to pick a few good
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replacement tags,thus allowing you to screw with yours...or make someone's
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elses story about not using so much power very hard to believe....simply rip
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that tag off and open the box and turn the little dials:
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Ok now that's what it should look like ...just as on an odometer (the mileage
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in your car) the right side stands for parts of a kilowatt hour and then the
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next dial is for the digits...the next for tens....and then for hundreds or
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something like that...anywayz just play around with these until you feel
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relieved....now i'm not sure about this....you can probably turn off the
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people's power by madly cutting every wire in sight...be sure to use an
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insulated wire cutter or wear gloves otherwise you may be found in the morning
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and they seeing your charred body holding wire cutters will suspect what you
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were up to and may ruin your funeral service for your friends...
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Now for water meters...one of the most effective way to gain revenge on some
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bastard that you hate is to turn off his water...the reason this is such an
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effective means of revenge, is because getting caught is very difficult unless
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you are seen...simply open the cover of their water meter and look for a small
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knob, (most have this) use your pliers or wrench to turn the knob, if you are
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unsure which way is off, remember where you start, and turn which ever way is
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easier until it stops,in the morning you will know if your little scheme has
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worked, you can expect to see mr. neighbor take a leisurly walk to the front
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lawn carrying a pair of pliers...
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Telephone services..... first of all nighttime provides a unique opportunity
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for boxing and trying out your new boxes to make sure that they work...do this
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via beige box or bud box....ok now back to terrorism ....there are a variety of
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things to do to someones telephone line...to get to a single house's phone line
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find the little silver box on the back of their house....use your screwdriver
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to open it and have fun...you can rewire, cut off service,or make any calls you
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want via a beige box knowing that anything you do will be held against their
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phone line....there is also the matter of those more interesting larger boxes
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with the shitty little bell on them....once you get into these the
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possibilities are even bigger.....how about disconnecting the entire
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neighborhood (guess this won't be in yours eh?)...well anywayz if you have read
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the beige box plans you can also listen to any conversations taking place by
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using the alligator clips....
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Ok finally cable....(if you live in the boondocks you may not be able to do
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this) ok open that little green box or what ever color it is and again just
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have fun switching the wires
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For many more ideas check out 'the anarchists cookbook' 'obtainable' at your
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local bookstore (again how you obtain it is your choice however shoplifting
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will not be discussed here)
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Of course the disclaimer.... this article is intended for informational
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purposes only...we do not condone these actions but only present them in an
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unbiased form for the reader as any magazine or newspaper
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Have fun
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`All rights trashed
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Cell Block 'a' productions
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Call these fine systems:
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