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IN THIS TEXTFILE WE WILL DEAL WITH
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THE FINE ART OF STEALING WAREZ OFF
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A SOFTWARE STORE...
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MOST OF THE TECHNIQUES WORK BEST IN
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LARGE SOFTWARE STORES,WHERE THEY
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CAN'T WATCH YOU ALL THE TIME...
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I->TAKE IT BACK
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1) THIS IS THE EASIEST OF ALL AND
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PROPABLY EVERYONE HAS DONE IT:
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A)BUY THE WARE AT FULL PRICE
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B)GO HOME AND COPY IT
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C)RETURN IT FOR A REFUND
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SIMPLE?OF COURSE,BUT NOT THAT
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EFFIECIENT!
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II->FILL'R UP
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2)THIS IS SIMILIAR TO THE FIRST ONE
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BUT ALOT BETTER.
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MOST STORES LET YOU TAKE THE WARE
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OUT OF THE BOX AND LET YOU TRY IT
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OUT! WELL HERE'S WHAT YOU DO:
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A)TAKE A BUNCH OF WAREZ OFF THE
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SHELF,AND GET ALL THE BOXES(OR
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WHATEVER THEY COME IN) IN A PILE,
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THEN START TRYING THEM ALL OUT...
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B)AFTER YOU ARE DONE MAKE SURE ALL
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THE DISKS ARE OUT OF THE BOXES,NOW
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SHUV A FEW OF YOUR FAVORITES INTO
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THE CHEAPEST WARE'S BOX THAT YOU
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CAN(NO MORE THAN 3 OR FOUR DISKS)
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C)NOW PUT ALL THE OTHER EMPTY BOXES
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AWAY...NOW GO PURCHASE THE CHEAP
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WARE WITH ALL THE OTHER DISKS IN IT
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MAKE SHUR IT IS SOME CHEAP ONE LIKE
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'CAVERN CREATURES' FOR $5.95 OR
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SOMETHING LIKE THAT.(MAKE SHUR YOU
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DIDN'T PUT TO MANY DISKS IN THE BOX
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THE CLERK MIND BE A BIT SUSPISCIOUS
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IF ONE BOX WAYS 7LBS!
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D)NOW TAKE IT ALL HOME,TAKE OUT
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YOUR NEW WAREZ...THEN RETURN THE
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CHEAP WARE FOR A REFUND.
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III->REPAIRED DISK DRIVE
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3)THIS IS THE EASIEST...
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YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR DISK DRIVE
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FOR THIS ONE...
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A)CARRY YOUR DISK DRIVE IN AND ACT
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LIKE YOU JUST PICKED IT UP AFTER
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BEING REPAIRED.
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B)UNFORTUNATELY(FOR THE STORE)YOU
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HAVE TO WAIT FOR YOUR RIDE!SO WHY
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NOT GO TRY OUT SOME OF THE NEW
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GAMES...NOW FIND AN AWESOME GAME,
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QUICKLY SLIP IT INTO YOUR RECENTLY
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REPAIRED DISK DRIVE.
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C)HMM?IS THAT YOUR RIDE YOU HEAR
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OUTSIDE? TIME TO GO...
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NOW JUST LEAVE...
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D)NOW GO HOME AND ENJOY YOUR NEW
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WARE.
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NOTE:THIS IS PROPABLY THE EASIEST.
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IV->MAKE SOME MONEY
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4)WANT SOME EXTRA MONEY?
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A)GO TO SOME SMALL SOFTWARE STORE
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AND BUY SOME CHEAP WARE.
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B)NOW TAKE OFF THE PRICE TAG.
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C)NOW GO TO SOME BIG COMPUTER STORE
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WHERE EVERYTHING THEY SELL IS
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USUALLY $20-$30 MORE...
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D)NOW TELL THE SALESMAN YOUR MOM
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BOUGHT THIS WARE AS A PRESENT AND
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HAS SCRATCH OFF THE PRICE TAG AND
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LOST THE RECIEPT...THE ONLY PROB-
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LEM IS ITS FOR THE WRONG COMPUTER.
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E)THEN REQUEST A REFUND...THIS MAY
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TAKE A WHILE TO TALK HIM INTO IT,
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BUT YOU USUALLY END UP WITH YOUR
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MONEY...
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| THAT'S ALL FOLKS |
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NOTE:DO NOT USE ANY THESE TECHNIQUES
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MORE THAN ONCE OR TWICE AT ONE STORE
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| STUPID DISCLAIMER |
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THE AUTHOR OF THE TEXTFILE TAKES NO
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RESPONSIBILTY FOR IN WHAT FASHION
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PEOPLE USE THE INFORMATION IN THIS
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THE TEXTFILE IS MERELY TO INFORM,AND
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DOESN'T NOT CONDONE THE USAGE OF THE
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| END OF STUPID DISCLAIMER |
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CALL THESE RAD BOARDS:
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PIPELINE AE/CAT/BBS.......614-237-0285
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MISCHIP'S SOKET AE/CAT/BBS614-861-0371
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WAREZ WORLD...............614-875-7399
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