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3.1 KiB
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83 lines
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Alllll....right.
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Hey ever wanta just have tons of phun with upperclass pig society.?
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Sure yah have., Well heres how to have phun in a hotel.
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I.
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Choose your victims carefully. The best hotel is one that is holding a
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convention. Science Fiction and Fantasy ones are ideal and the safest. Well what
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yah do is dress to blend in with the crowd./conventoioneers. Then yah use yer
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dress to hide yer "tools"......
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"II.
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The tooles:
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1 set of jewlers screwdrivers
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1 regular phillips head screwdriver
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1 rehgular flat head screwdriver
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1 handheld ham radio (optional)
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1 cheap touch tomne phone (1 piece)
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1 can of floral crystal (Californa C. Crystals)
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1000 Jell-o packets
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1 bar of sodium metal
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100 gelatin capsules
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1 box of soap detergent
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15 rolls of toilet paper
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1 package of ORTHO STUMP KILLER
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1 pacjkage of sugar
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III.
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Now to prepare take the gel. tabs and put slivers of sodium metal in each
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one. Make sure this stuff is almost dust. Pack half the tab with it. KEEPS
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THIS SHIT AWAY FROM WATER. Blow all the excess dust off the tans. Use a
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vacumn hoover in reverse. Now take equal parts of sugar and stump killer. Melt
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them together at a low heat on the stove. Pour the liquid into several cans.
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Insert a piece of tightyly wraped paper into them before the cool. Hide all
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other things on yah. ESPECIALLY the radio.
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IV.
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Now your at the "Con" and yah wanta have some phun with secuirity. Well take yer
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handy danDy radio and find the channel 'curity is on. Then say something like
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"Hey guys I need help. We got a disturbance in 604 and I need backup RIGHT away.
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If they don't reply. Repeat the repeat with more urgancy.This is really phun if
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someone you hate is either having a party or sex in the room you mentioned.
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Hehehehe. It's phun. Now at most hotels they have courtesy phones. Now usually
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there will be a few "empty" modular phone jacks. Well late at night when no ones
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looking just plug it in and either call Tibetian time if you can or rooms you
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feel need to be called.Also many Cphones have handset that are Still removable..
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Hehehehe. Yah can always yank the whole phone out of the wall and take it home.
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Now take yer sodium tabs and flush one down ten or so down several toilets.Then
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GET THE FUCK AWAY!!! The sodiUM tabs will melt and the sodium will explode. So
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will the toilet. Now take the floral crystals and drop some down drains. Later
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they expand and clog them up. Also try stuffIng up the toilet so water runs all
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over the floor. Then spread 4 or so handfulls around the floor. The crystall
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expand and become quite slippery and hard to clean up. Jello and detergents
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in the fountain or toilets is very phun. The srewdrivers yah use to undo
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anything yah can. Then use the cands with that stuff yah cooked up. Light the
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paper and run. These suckers are strong smokebombs. Also the smoke mighT
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set off the sprinklers on ALL floors. Make a hasty get away.
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REMEBER THE TACOMA SHERATON IS FASCIST!!
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Say This file brought to you by Robert Kennedy, Mirrored Requiem and others
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like The Slash and Manta.
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Later.....
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