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][=- Dr. Phreak -=][
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EQUIPMENT
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1.) 1-4 Players
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2.) Golf Clubs (Should be old, because you will thrash them)
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3.) Golf balls (The more the better: usually 50-100 is fine)
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4.) Car
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TIME
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Friday and Saturday nights are best, but any night will work. Go out anytime
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after 9 p.m.
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OBJECT
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To break windows, destroy personal property, and damage as much as you
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possibly can!
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PICKING A TARGET
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Before you go out, think of a place you can park the car and still have access
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to what you want to damage. It doesn't mater how good of a golfer you are. My
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friends never golf, but always manage to break something! Remember this is your
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goal. Break and damage everything you can! I played golf for the school team,
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so it is easy for me to rack up about $200.00+ damage every time I play. Some
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of my favorite targets are: School, Houses of people I hate (especially Jews),
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Small stores, and parking lots full of cars. Once you have picked your target,
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park the car about a block away and walk to a grassy area about 100-200 yards
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away from the target. Now dump out about 15 of the balls. You don't want to
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dump them all out in case you drill something and have to leave. I found that
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lower irons (like 3, 4, or 5) work best for average damage. If you want to
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destroy the fuck out of something get out the Driver or woods! Now hit the
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balls as hard as you fucking can at the target. Run to the car and leave if you
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take out something major like a $400.00 window or a car. I personally like
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woods the best! Two friends and I once took out 3 school windows with woods,
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taking only a shot or rwo a piece. This was hellish, we even made the paper,
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stating that $700.00 in damages occured. (Of course they had no idea who did
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this!) All this time my parents think I'm out bowling or donig some innocent
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shit like that. Another memerable evening was when I nailed the Casey's store
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sign with a wood about 225 yards away. Now everytime I drive by there I look at
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the golf ball sized hole and laugh. Anything you hit and break is great. I
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enjoy just listening to the thuds and shatterings as the balls hit things in the
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distance. I have never benn caught, but be prepared because if you play enough
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you will probably be chased.
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HAVE PHUN AND BREAK SOMETHING!
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Note: This is the first text file I have ever written so am sorry if it
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sucks, they will get better.
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I am am no way responsible for any damages or injuries that occur from reading
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this file.
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Thanx Dunkmaster
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