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+++ Fightin' Dirty +++
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+++ <<<<<<<>>>>>>> +++
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+++ By Jolly*Roger +++
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+++ <<<<<<<<>>>>>> +++
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++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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The Neon Knights have been known to make peoples lives miserable just for
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calling there houses when they were sleeping and letting the fone ring till
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we've answered it. Well just how we get even is going to be showed in this
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file. I'm not talking about doing a half assed CN/A or setting the modem for
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auto-dial, I'm talking kicking ass and laying up people in the hospital.
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When fighting face to face with someone, I could never understand why one
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asshole says either," Meet me after school in the parking lot!", or," Put up
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your dukes!" This is notorious with dumb jocks. They actually think that your
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gonna have a set time for fighting?! Man, most of us are headbangers, we don't
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go for that shit! When you fight with a joke and he says that just get out A)
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Your trusty knife or B) Your big old aluminum bat you stole from the school gym
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(Right Kurt!). B-E-A-T theeee living shit outta the bastard! Fuck that after
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school bullshit!! If you wanna win the fight, then fight dirty!! My friend
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once got in a fight with this big motherfuckin 250 pound Linebacker, he did this
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and sent the bastard to the hospital. I tell ya, those jocks mess don't with
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him anymore (ofcourse, he got caught for stealing at a Stop 'n' Rob and is in
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Juvy for 8 months).
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Next type of fighting is when bastard ass college dumbfucks flip you off on a
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street corner. This always seems to happen to me, being that I live 5 miles
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from the U of M campus. When this does occur, you may handle it two ways. The
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first way is that you promptly slam the brakes on and get outta the car and tell
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his ass to come on over so you can kick his ass. If this is a big jock type
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college dude don't worry they ALL have there weak spot. Right in the Nuts!!
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Some people may tell you this is panzy assed to do, but there also usually the
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ones that have a busted nose that whistles when they eat cereal. If its a
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little geek type fuckin Jew, then they will probly keep sucking on there slurpee
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and ignore you. This is where the second way comes in. Pull around the block
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and follow him at a close distance from behind in your car. I guarantee he will
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either walk up to the closest house in site and sit on the porch pretending its
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his house. Well all you have to do to flush the little weasel-faced big nose
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off the porch is to blow the horn until someone comes to the door. The he'll
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either get off the porch, or you can scream at him something like," Come on
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Abe(Good Jewish name) mommy says that she isn't mad at you anymore, you can come
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home now!" This'll usually either get him walking or the person who lives at the
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house talking the bastard to get the fuck home. When he does get off the porch
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he'll probly think your some kinda psychopath because you been trying like hell
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to get him, now you can do what you like to him, either kick his ass or take all
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his money.
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This next one is a personal favorite of mine, I call it "The paperboy needs
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his ass kicked for kicking my favorite dog". Early in the morning when he goes
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to deliver his papers find a place where you can ambush him. Then when he comes
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flying by on his bike, take a stick or metal pipe and stick it in his front
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wheel, it'll catch in and when it hits the forks he'll go head over heels onto
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the ground in a blaze of newspaper all over. The fun isn't over yet, now grab
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his newspaper bag and tie it around his head so he can't see before he figures
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out what is happening. Now beat the shit outta him. Don't say ANYTHING. This
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will make him pretty scared when he doesn't know who is or why he is getting
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beat up. He might even quit and now you can have a summer job!
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Some pointers on fighting dirty:
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When the assholes starts cutting you down, hit. Don't talk back.
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Don't make threats you can't keep.(I.E.: Your dead, man!)
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Always carry your 6 inch blade around.(I prefer scuba knives because there
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stainless steel, and have a metal knob on the handle end so you can knock the
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dude out).
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If you start losing the fight, go for the nuts. Like I said it sounds gay,
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but who gets the last laugh when Biff turns out sterile?
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When you fight niggers, try to stay away from there Fro's cause it'll make
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your hands greasy and you won't be able wrestle them down. Come to think about
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it, even there skin is greasy and they smell like piss! Better take my first
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hand experience and use a bat on the bastard. Its less of a hassle.
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If you get a chance, break the motherfuckers neck( Its sweet as hell when the
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dude goes into convulsions, pretty impressive with the bitches too!)
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If you really want someone dead, buy a gun. They ALWAYS work. .44's or
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.357's are best, thats cause they usually don't give the guy a chance to hear
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his last rites.
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Thats the way the Neon Knights do it!! Also, We've been called DemiGod's, and
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we are. Thanks for all the support!
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Hope this file was interesting and informative! Go out and kick some ass!!!
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+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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After you waste the bastard call these sweet boards:
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The MetalWorks.........................313/663-8103..3/12....PW:Rape....
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The Metal AE...........................201/879-(666)8..3/12..4drives..PW:Kill
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Metalland West.........................503/538-0761..10meg/AE/BBS/CF....
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Milliways..............................609/921-1994..10meg/AE/BBS/CF/3/12
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++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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Thanks to:
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The Blade, The /Outland/, Zandar, Metallian, and all Metal Commers. Also to
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the folowing for support: Harry's army surplus for the fine selection of
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knives, The nigger who ripped me of a Quarter Ounce, and Aerosmith!
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Written April 1st, 1986
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<K>1986 Neon Knights--any printing of this file in any publication is
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punishable by the law of the Neon Knights(He he he).We rule the world, get used
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to it.
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