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Computer Store Phun
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Apple Commander
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Stronghold north [612]/588-7856
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Computer stores are always fun to play little jokes on. As we all know the
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emp loyees there are supierior to us and know alot more in the field of
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computers. (well that's what we are supposed to think, but they are mostly
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rejects that couldn't get jobs at K-mart.)
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Here are sum of the fun things i like to do to do there:
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1) Go to the nearest Apple, (make sure no one's looking), and quickly take
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off the lid. Look for the speaker and follow the cord to where it says
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"speaker" and pull it out.
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Now go to one of the 'experts' and ask them to show you a game. Tell him
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you heard it had great sound effects. Now when he boots it up there
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should be no sound at all! He should turn a deep red.
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2) If there are any Apple ]['s or ][+'s dash over to them and write this pro-
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gram. //e's are fine, but they can press open-apple=ctrl-reset and boot
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up the computer. but type this nifty program in:
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10 POKE 214,255:POKE 1010,102: POKE 1011,213: POKE 1012,112
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20 HOME: ?"PRESS ANY KEY TO PLAY:"
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30 ?:?" (this can be any name you want, but a current arcade game is the
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best name to use)
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40 POKE -16384,128: GET A$
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50 FOR I=1 TO 10:?CHR$(7);:NEXT: INVERSE: ?"DELETING ALL COSTUMER
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RECORDS & ACCOUNTS"
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60 GOTO 60
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Let me explain the program, the pokes you entered in the beginning have it so
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if you press reset, it'll go to the beginning line #. So the program will keep
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running until sumone reboots the whole system.
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This is fun to watch when an employee can't get out of this fun program when
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trying to show sumone how to use the computer.
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3) Go up to a guy at the counter with all the games behind it and ask: "Do
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you have any pirated games that i could get free?" This is fun too, cuz
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the guy gives you a strange look and a lecture on how pirates ruin thier
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business, but who carez?
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4) Go up to a MacIntosh and pick up the mouse. Now turn it over and you'll
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see a rubber circle that holds in the little ball that rotates. Screw the
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rubber thing so it comes off, now hide the rubber ball you got, and hide
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it behind a computer. Then go up to a computer guy and ask if he'll show
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you the mouse. To his suprise the Mouse won't work. I wonder why?
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5) If they have a few Apples all together in a cluster, go behind them and
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pull out the cords of 1 monitor and switch them with another, so all the
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monitors go to different computers, this is fun to see what sumone does
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when they type sumthing and it goes on the screen next to them. Although
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this is better to do in school typing class!
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This is only sum of the fun you can have in computer stores, but you can
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always think up sumthing better, but try those out. More fun than Auto-
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dialing your favorite BBS!
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(C)opyright mcmlxxxiv - Apple Commander
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