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Mercury Distrubriting Presents...
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Car Thrashing
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Written by: ~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ Call:
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Mr. "Budman" Zeek (503) 253 - 5300
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There are many ways to thrash someones car. But they basicly fall under
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2 topics. These are, 1 to just fuck it up and 2, to distroy it. As
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long as your at it don't for get to steal the stero & speakers.
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The following are type 1 tricks to pull of on someones car.
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Sweet-Gas: This involves taking the gas cap off of you victums car. If it
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--------- is a locking cap break it off. Or you might pry it off, resort to
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"Jocky Boxin" by Mr. Zeek if un fimiler with these tecniqes. Once you
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have the gas cap off pour 4 or 5 pounds of white sugar in there gas
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tank. Now when the start there car up and drive away they will go about
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2 miles or so then the car will crap out and they will have to pay some
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$'s to get it fixed.
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Sweet-Oil: In this one you open there hood and pour some honey in there oil
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--------- spout. if yu have time you might remover the oil plug first and
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drain some of the oil out. I have tried this one but wasn't around to
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see the effects but I am sure that I did some damage.
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Slow Air: Ok, sneak yp the victums car and poke a small hole some where
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-------- in 2 of his/her tires. They only have 1 spare. Now if the hole is
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small but there then there tire will go flat some where on the road.
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You could slice the tire so this is blows out on the road wih a rasor
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blade. Cut a long and fairly deep (don't cut a hole) and peel a little
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bit of the rubber back and cut that off. Now very soon there tires will
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go flat or a possible blow out at a high speed if your lucky.
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Vanishing Paint: Spead a little gas or paint thiner on the victums car
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--------------- and this will make his paint run and fade. Vodca will eat
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the paint off and so will a little 190. Eggs work great on pain if they
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sit there long enough.
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Key Paint: Run you car keys/can opener along there car and scrach a long
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--------- strip off. It'll really piss 'em off and everyone can see it.
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All-Lock: You go up to the dudes car, right. And then super glue the
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-------- the door lock and door handle where the car can't be opened.
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Loose Wheel: Losen the lugs on you victums tires so that they will soon
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----------- fall off. This can really fuck some one up if they are cruzing
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when the tire falls off.
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Ok, thats some of the beginner shit...now if your really out to get this
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dude try some of these....
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First, pause and take a bong hit...........
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No name for this one. but where you pour oil into the engin, pour some
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sand, this will scar the head and pushrodes and possible scrach the fuck
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out of the cylinder.
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Dual Nutral: This name sucks but pull the 10 bolt or what ever they have
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----------- there off. (On the real wheels, in the middle of the axle) Now
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throw some screws, blots, nuts and assorted things in there and replace
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the cover. At this point you could chip some of the teeth off the
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gears.
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Un-Midaser: Crawl under there car with a rachet and losen all the nuts
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---------- on there exauset so that it hangs low and will fall off soon.
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They will be in town and there exaust will fall off. This method also
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works on tranys but is a little harder to get all bolts off, but the
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harder you work the more you fuck them over.
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Draino Bomb: (Idea from Baby Demon) Get a little plasistc orange thingy
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----------- that you get from you local drugest. And fill this with liquid
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draino. Now re-cap and place inside vicuum gas tank. When the gs easts
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through the plasic...look out. this has not been tried by anyone that I
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personly know. But what the well, your a terrorist
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(*-> Another way is to get a ping-pong ball and cut a small hole in it,
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now fill the ball up with liquid dranio and seal the hold with tape.
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Now drop the ball in someone gas tank and n about 40secs...BOOM!
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(*-> Well, for all you hard working terriorsts, this BUD is for you. <-*)
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(*-> -------------------------------------------------------------------- <-*)
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Mr. "Budman" Zeek the founder of "Hi-Tec Terriorsts" and a member of
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"Portland Apple Corps". I can be reached on almost any 503 board....
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(503) 253 - 5300 / (503) 684 - 0899 / (503) 638 - 9481
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