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Being a Public Enemy of your Neighborhood
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by Excursionist
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8/3/89
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In the past, I have seen sevaral Anarchy Magazines and anarchy text files
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that cover everything from blowing up sea gulls to making poisons from
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household plants. They are all well written and useful for the everyday
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anarchist, but they lack something. Realism. I'm not saying all these texts are
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unrealistic, but a lot of them are.
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Once I stumbled across a g-file entitled "WIPEOUT.BOX" which went into
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great depth to describe how to eliminate all the people in your neighborhood.
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The required materials for this box were: 1 cargo airplane, 1 nuclear warhead,
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and piloting skills. I do not know why the author of that text file even
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bothered to load up his text editor to write something so utterly stupid as
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that.
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This is why I am writing this file.... So an everyday person like me who
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doesn't work for METLEX Explosives & Research Company can create havok within
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his/her neighborhood. The required materials are things you can find around
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your house.
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Fourth of July in the middle of winter:
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[1] 1 - ? gallons of regular, unleaded,
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or 93 Octane gasoline
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[2] A book of matches
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I believe that the title and the required elements for this scheme
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foreshadow the contents of this file beautifully. Here is another way to get 2+
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fire trucks, 3+ squad cars, and 1 ambulance to your neighborhood within 10
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minutes.
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But before I continue any further, I would like to once again emphasize
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that some neighborhoods are now being patrolled from 1:00 - 5:00 am so choose
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your timing wisely. Now, on to the better part of this file. Get away from your
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house undetected by all. I do mean all; your best friends are included because
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even they might ratt on you if they're suspected/caught for your doings.
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Then you may proceed to journey to your neighborhood swimming pool by any
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means of transportation. Use your discretion though. Get into the pool area and
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empty the gasoline into the pool. Don't just dump it into one area. Spread it
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evenly all over the water. Then, step back about 5 paces, strike a match, and
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throw it into the swimming pool. Do what ever is necessary after that, like
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running away, hiding, etc. You get the idea.
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For those that are mentally weak and need explaining, I shall do so now.
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Due to the nature of gasoline, it floats on just about any type of water.
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[Hard, soft, etc.] If you do what I have just described during the winter
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season, the pool water will be cold, and cold water tends to stay at the
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bottom. So once you empty the gas into the pool, it will float on top without
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mixing with the chlorinated water. In this state - as we all know - it will
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burn until the supply is exhausted.
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This is a fairly simple [almost ridiculously simple] way to cause panic
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in your living area. Don't do it too often though. If you do, every geek on
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your street will be doing it, making the pool un-swimable. Plus you will get
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caught sooner or later.
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This file is for every adventure seeker who wants more out of life - I know I
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do. But that is not to say that I don't have a life. My life is probably
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something out of your wildest phantasies. Enjoy.
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phile #2 of the Nuisance series
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