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: Niffty Ideas For When Your Bored :
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: Night Scout
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Record Revenge
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One day when you and a friend are bored make a strong electromagnet that
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will fit in a coat pocket then go into a record store and make like your
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shopping picking up the tapes putting them back and if you made the
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electomagnet strong enough when you walk by the tapes should erase, you can
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do the same to video tapes causing the store to loose money.
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Windows
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On a cold day take some rubber cement( the flammable kind) and go to someone's
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house of whom you donot like put some rubber cement on the window, better if
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you do it to a bay window, light it and leave. The window should crack.
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Parked Cars
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If you find a car with its doors unlocked, especially at night go in turn on
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the lights and leave, next morning the person will be pissed cause of his
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stupidity to leave the lights on all night
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Bike Track
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During the summer get together with some friends who have bikes(normal dirt,
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not mechanical) and ride through people yards if you do this frequently then
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the grass will ware away and you have a niffty little track.
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Light Bulbs
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Go up to someone's house and take out as many light bulbs as possible in one
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night without being caught, be imaginative with your uses for them.
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Trash
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Around spring cleaning time when people throw alot of stuff away. Go out and
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get stuff like carpet, televisions, tables, chairs, and set them up as if to
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make a room right outside on their front lawn.
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Painting
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If your mark lives in a single story house get some black spray paint and
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paint all the windows. Make paint bombs and throw at house for nice abstract
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painting effect. The bombs are easy to make and there are a couple of ways
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to make them. One way is to take baggies and put paint inside close tightly
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then throw or you can take milk cartons (small ones like at school) drink the
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milk pour in paint reglue it and throw, these are excellent to throw at
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parked cars from a moving car. Florecent orange is great and if the people
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don't really look harder to see on a white hose compared to black paint not
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to mention the fun at night when their house starts to glow.
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Barf
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Barf is fun to use too and fake barf is more easier to obtain. Here is a
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recipe for it that works well. Put all these things into a container,
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baggie(zip-lock) in unlimited proportions. Whipped cream, special K, grapes,
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Hershey's Chocolate Syrup, maple syrup, dish detergent, and a little warm
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water. Zip-lock it and shake it should look brownish in color and smell
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awlful. Go to your marks house and dump on the front door, try to get inside
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of screen, even more fun if the front door is open.
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Delivery Services
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I know this kid who's a real ass and he works at a pizza shop so me and a
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friend ordered a pizza to this house. When he delivered it we threw rocks
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and stuff at him.
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Obstacles
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Get some fishing line, 20pound test kind. Go up to someone's house and tie it
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around their railing, at ankle level, and other things like trees, bushes and
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something loose like lawn furnichure. Then go up to their house and get them
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to chase you, What fun!
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Fireworks
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Get some bottle rockets and aim them right at your marks bay window, light.
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Make a match stik bomb(end of file) and light on someones porch. Ring bell
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and run.
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Swimming Pools
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If your mark has a swimming pool get an awe and puncture the side of it as
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close to the ground as possiable or maybe add some bubble bath to it ot if
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you want to be really fuckin tight. Get hold of some acid preferablly
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hydochloric get the higher molar soulution you can then one night, right
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before the have a pool party dump it in, it is going to take a lot but it
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will be worth it tommarrow when they go in and a few minutes later they feel
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really hot and their skin starts falling off. If anybody out there has
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gotten HCl on them and remember how it felt, think of it all over somebody.
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Woodpiles
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The bigger they are the better they fall. Get some friends together and have
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them line up along the pile. On the count of three push then get the hell
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out of there.
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Whatever you do at night have fun doing it and don't get caught. Some
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recommendations, learn the yards around your neighborhood, knowing who has a
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dog is useful too, learn to identify cars (cops, marks). Never chicken out if
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someone in your group gets caught and you get away, have a set up where if
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the mark takes the person in the house, have everyone else throw rocks at the
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house so the person can escape. If someone starts chasing you, get them to
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chase you behind peoples houses then lead them to where you know there is a
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wood pile. knock it over and keep running, chances are that if there are a
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bunch of kids chasing you the guy will come out and assume they knocked over
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his wood pile and fuck them over. Later.
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Matchstik bomb
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It is not a bomb that blows up but is more of a flare. Go to a store like CVS
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or Pathmark and buy some matches(they come in boxes and are about 43cents
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each) rip apart package saving the cardboard box. Get some good sharp
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siccors and cut just below the match head, do this to the whole package
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putting heads in cardboard box. Get a container and put them in there. I'll
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use a tennis ball with a hole poked in it, get a fuse or take an old shirt
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rip into little strips and substitute. Put the fuse in the hole and pour in
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matchheads, you may need 2 or more boxes. Pack them tightly, then dump some
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lighter fluid on the fuse ,light and get away. You can put tape around the
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hole so matchheads won't fall out.
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