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(>View: SCHOOL FUN ///
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[> School Fun Part /// <]
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[> By: Walkon ------- <]
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[> 201 - 575 - 4010 <]
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I can safely presume that most of you have seen at least one of my files, so
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you know what you are getting in this file... I have thought this file out
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fairly hard so it should be of semi-decent quality...
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Have you ever noticed that the water fountains in schools have two holes in
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them (for the water to come out of)... I have no idea why they are there...
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(maybe some one put them there for us to put to some GOOD use), take some
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chewing gum and plug up the bottom hole, this is great because that forces the
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water out of the top hole at HIGH PRESSURE thus getting alot of people wet
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(espoecially the person getting the drink)... to give you an estimat of how
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much power there is, in our school, the auto shop ceiling is about 20 ft up,
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and when the gum is in place the water hits the ceiling (if it wasnt there it
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continue another 5 to 10 feet...)
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You people have all seen those little (dont get me wrong, I dont play with
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these things (too much)) toy pellet guns that shoot the little yellow plastic
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BB's... well, these are good in the hallways between classes (or out the
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windows at the people that are cutting classes) just be carefull not to hit
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people in the eyes... (un-less it is intentional)
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I dont know if this is standard in all schools (I suppose this will pertain
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to some of you), you may have these long 'Airconditioner/Heaters' (they never
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work) BUT... in our school these heaps of junk have a small opening for a
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5/32 Allen key, these are usefull for turning off the cold air in the winter
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and turning it on in the warmer months...)
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Hey, you all go into food stores or hardware stores at one time or another,
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you know the vending machines (that dispense gum or other junk), well, where
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I work, they have just installed one filled with little containers of 'SLIME'
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so? What does this have to do with school? Well, this stuff is FUN in the
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halls
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and the cafeteria... This stuff is very annoying when you get it down your
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back... And speaking of backs...
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Itching powder is fun... (especialy if theres someone in front of you in a
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class or two that you dont like..) just dump a little of this down there back.
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WHAT? You dont have any... well, as I said before, I work in a hardware store
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and I can tell you for a FACT that the fiberglass in isulation itches ALL DAY!
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all you have to do is get some insulation and shake it out onto a peice of
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newspaper (tear it up a little if you have to) and soon you will have a small
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pile of shards of fiberglass.. put it into a small baggie or film container,
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and keep it in class with you... NOTE: Use gloves when you do this... this
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WILL
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drive you insane by the end of the day if you get any into your hands...
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Do you have any dead animals laying around? A dead rat or some animal you
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have scraped up off the road? If not you should have one... you take them into
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the bathrooms at school and lift off the top (exposing the flush mechanism)
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and
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you insert the animal into there... if it's warm, and moist then this animal
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will start to rot, and smell extreamly bad... you may get lucky (if they cant
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find it) you MAY even get a day off from school while they look for it...
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Hey, if your school has a computer classroom that has a small multi-plexer
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(so the teacher can see what you are doing)... well.. have some fun.. change
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the cabels around so the teacher does not know who she is looking at (or you
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can make your terminal the master terminal (hahah))
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Ok people, I have again pointed out some more of the more interesting
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aspects
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of school life... and I may possibly come out with a School Fun IV ( I have a
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LOT of ideas... but I want to get the good ones out first... ) Oh, By the way
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I am planning to come out with a 'Guide to Terrorist Activities' and if your a
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Fed thats reading this... no I am not crazy, just a good U.S. citizen, and
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when
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you think about what Quadaffi said (about comeing to fight US, right in OUR
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OWN
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streets... I feel that we should know a little more about how these people
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think, and how to combat them...)
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Ok dudes... look for some more files from me soon... (your best bet is to
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call my bbs and see if I have any new ones on my list... (they usualy appear
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on my list first... hmmm... I wonder why???))
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\\/\//
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\/\/alkon - Sysop of: Temple of the Un-Dead
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