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6.6 KiB
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| Terrorist Home Companion V |______________________________________________
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| "The day we make contact" |
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| By: Soft Jock and The Dead Kennedy db ---- ----- db|
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| qp Silicon Valley..504-241-3452 qp|
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| An Anarchists-R-Us release '86 db Pistop..........504-774-7126 db|
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|This file written in remembrance of Bug qp both 3/12 10m BBS/AE/CF qp|
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| Byter and Soft Jock (MCI, R.I.P.) db db|
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With World War III knocking on our door, I feel it is every persons
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right to be able to protect and defend his or her's investments. With the
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Government making it almost impossible for the average person to have a decent
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weapon, I guess that only means that you will have to make them yourself. So,
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I've come back with a few more ideas, both serious and prank.
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Fire Grenade Launcher
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First, you will need a 12 or 16 gauge shotgun. You must mount two
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T=ygs to it and make it like a tripod with the stock being the third
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leg. Take a shell and hacksaw off the front part with the shot in
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it. Place the modified shell in the chamber. Take a long piece of
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circular wood (like a broomstick) and shove it in through the barell.
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Make sure it is at least touching the shell (don't push too hard
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unless you want a broomstick through your head!). Next, mount a
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small rubber platform on the end of the stick. Securely fasten a
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molotov cocktail the the platform (coke bottle filled with gas,
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oil, detergent, and an oily rag in the top). Light the rag and pull
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the trigger. With practice, you can shoot this thing wih amazing
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accuracy.
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Explosive Ideas
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Everyone has made a bomb and just lit it and watched it go boom.
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there are ways to get more out of your boom. If you take something
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like sandbags or bags of cement and lay them on top or on the sides
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of your bomb, the result will be much more damaging and will create
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a smoke screen (if you use something like cement or flour and not
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rocks or sand).
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Itching Powder
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I know this is no Anarchy, but ideas are running low. This, however,
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makes a great practical joke! Get some fiberglass insulation (either
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by punching a hole in your wall and removing it, or by going to a
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construction sight and lifting it). Grind it up good (for large
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amounts, I suggest something like a blender). Now just place this
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pink powder anywhere you wish. This is better than the stuff you can
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buy in the store. I got some asshole in the movies and he itched
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all throughout the show. Don't ask me why I had itching powder in
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the movies, but it did work.
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Rain Detination
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Here's an easy way to let mother nature help you set off a few bombs
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(they must be ELECTRICAL). If it's raining out, place 2 test leads
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into a cup (or 2 wires), each on opposite sides, so that they are
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touching the bottom of the cup. Next place some metalic substance
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(that DOES conduct electricity) in the bottom (not too much! Don't
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connect the wires!). Wire up your favorite bomb around this leaving
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the only break in the circuit in the bottom of the cup. When it rains
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enough, the water will begin to fill cup, mix with the metal, and act
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as a bridge for the electricity. If all was set up correctly, your
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device should go off. In the event of no rain, just use one of those
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Solar Cells (obtainable from Radio Shack) and connect it to a solar
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igniter (this must be a FIRE type bomb with a fuse!). Connect the
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igniter to the fuse, set the bomb in a shady place (that is soon
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to be in the light), and leave. All should go as planned.
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Whistler Bomb
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Do you have one of those asshole coaches in your school always
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blowing that damn whistle at you? If so, here's an idea that will
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shut his ass up for a while. First, make a small batch of your
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favorite friction sensitive explosive (see early "Terrorist Home
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Companion" files written by me and a few other aRu members). Fill
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his whistle up with it (not a whole bunch or he'll notice. Just enough
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so it will make a boom he will never forget. Now, go be an asshole on
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the field and wait for his to give it a good blow. "Gee coach, how did
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you get shrapnel in your face?"
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Exploding Pipe
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So you have that asshole teacher or mean old man on the block who
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smokes a (cough, cough) pipe. Or maybe even your favorite weedhead.
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Steal the guys pipe (like from his car). If it is a good pipe, you
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should be able to pull it into 2 pieces. Clean it out (with a pipe
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cleaner, they're cheap). Run a fuse from the bowl back to where the
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pipe goes back together. Place a small explosive inside the tube
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where the smoke comes through to the mouth and wire it up to the
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fuse. Next, replace the burnt tobacco that was in the bowl and put
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it back where you got it from. "What's wrong, not getting enough
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drag? Maybe you should suck harder. Boom!"
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/ ________________________________________________________________________ \
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| | Terrorist Home Companion part V "The day we make contact" | |
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| | (C) 1986 by Anarchists-R-Us | |
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| | "Anarchists don't die, they just lose their cars and re-group" | |
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The Lost City of Atlantis
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