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Shaving Cream Bomb --------EXODUS
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-This may not really be what we would consider a bomb, but it is a
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helluva great idea to phuck someone over. You will need:
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(1)-person you hate who has a car
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(1)-container of liquid nitrogen (try a science shop, or Edmund
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Scientific, mentioned in several places in this Cookbook)
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(6-10)-cans of generic shaving cream
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(1)-free afternoon (preferably in FREEZING temperatures outside)
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(1-or more)-pairs of pliars, for cutting and peeling
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some phriends
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Directions:
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Find someone who owns a small compact car, and manage to find out
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where he keeps it at night (or while he is away!) Be able to open
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the car repeatedly.. Place a can in the liquid nitrogen for about 30
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sec. Take it out and carefully and QUICKLY peel off the metal
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outside container, and you should have a frozen "block" of shaving
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cream. (It helps to have more than one container, and more phriends)
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Toss it into the car and do the same with all the cans. A dozen or
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more "blocks" like this can fill and lightly PRESSURIZE a small
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car. When he opens the door (hopefully he doesn't realize the mess
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inside due to the foggy windows), he will be covered with lbs of
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shaving cream that is a bitch to get out of upholstry.
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PS!- Try to get one is his glove compartment!!!!!
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Have Phunn.... ------007
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