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THIS FILE BROUGHT TO YOU BY [L0CK] (A DIViSiON OF MAX-Q PRODUCTIONS)
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WE D0NT HAVE A VMB YET S0 WE R ACCEPTING D0NATIONS 0F VMB's
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MAIL ANY D()NATION W/ BOX #, DIALUP INFO AND PASSWORD TO
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MAX-Q@ESCAPE.COM
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Y0, THiZ iZ CANCER0US PR0STRATE oF THE K-TeRRiBLe AND MUCH LAUDeD GR00P
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[L0CK]. WE R A MERRRY BAND 0F REBELZ WH0 WiLL STOP AT N0THiNG 2 ACHEIVE
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0UR EViL MEANZ. iT IZ TiMES LiKE THiS ON THE EVE 0F THE BiRTH 0F A NEW
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TEXT FiLE WHiCH i AM M0VED T0 TEARS, I AM VERY PR0UD 2 BE 0NE OF MAX-Q'S
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B0YZ. N0NE THE LEZZ, THERE R R00TS 2 B UPR00TED AND SKRIPTS 2 B SKRIPTED.
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EYE MUZT LEAVE U N0W BUT U BE ASSURED U WILL B IN MY HEART ALWAYS.
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L0CK 0N BR0THERS, FoR OUR TIME HAS C0ME, IT IS THE SEAS0N 0F THE K0DE.
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GREETS OUT TO: Rogue Agent, VaxBuster, Max-Q (and all my L0CK BROTHERS),
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RICK HUNTER, Scott Yelich (thanks f0r infohax),
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Okinawa, L0ra, Sarl0, MeRc(hows it g0in big guy?! *giggle*),
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Dip Switch 511, Video Vindicator, X, C-Curve, |al|,
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Kamakize, solctice, foo, Piker, All the guys in RZR 1911,
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Olphart (thanks for the hide source d0od!@#@!#),
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Captain Spackle, Crypt Keeper, Yazoo (thanx 4 giving us
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tools.irc), Alec Muffet (Kudos f0r Crack man !)
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gfm, jsz (thanks for the st0ries), erikb (thanks for the
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GIFts), jasonf, Synapse (hey cutey *tickle*), felonius
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monk (f0r wh0m thE BELLS t0ll), KC ( 2 bad ab0ut the
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j0b), emmanuel, PMF (thanx f0r the cc's *sm00ch*),
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juliet (let the g00d times r0ll), Kludge (SKANTRONICS?!?),
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Disk Jockey (have fUn hacking fr0m the m00n),
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Lawrence Linux, Invalid Media (thanx f0r the pr0prietary
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s0urce c0de), mdma (h0w's invalid in bed?), Xymox,
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Deth Dealer (thanx f0r the UPT account d0od), Zoroaster,
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SevenUp (Lieben Du!), Onkel Dittymeyer, Skipjack,
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eck, Rotox, Warchild, TK (Taran King f0r those who dont
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know), The Atlanta Three, Len RoSe (when u c0min 2 chicago?),
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Agent Steele (thanx f0r the pr0tect10n), The Mentor (y0,
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Anth0ny R0bbins could learn s0mething fr0m YOU!),
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][ceman, SirLance, Minor Threat, Mucho Maas (Yo, can we
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have the s0urce 2 t0neloc?!), Mark, Slacker, Y-WinDOZE,
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Tim Newsham, Loki (*kisses*), Lestat (NeT23 kix ass),
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Square Wave (atta b0y slUgger)
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and last but n0t least Green Lantern and Spiderman.
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.............................................................................
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Some Things You Can Do To
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Piss Off The Local Authorities.
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( Neighbours, Teachers, Pigs. )
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Compiled By Blewt and Cancerous Pr0strate
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Here I am again bringin' the best ways to have fun this side of Australia.
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In my last edition I showed you: Some dry ice uses,
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The calcium carbide fireball,
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AND
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The psycho grenade launcher.
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This release, as stated before you'll learn how to create and apply:
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Thermite
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Black Match Fuse (A little extra 4 ya'z)
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Pipe Bombs
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And also there are a few things on how to practically 'run' your school.
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****UPDATE**UPDATE**UPDATE**UPDATE**UPDATE**UPDATE**UPDATE**UPDATE**UPDATE****
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For all of you people who watched REAL LIFE last Monday (22nd) the Terrorists
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Handbook has finally filtered into the hands of the Victorian police force.
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Who said they werent a bunch of stupid slow bastards? It's only THREE YEARS OLD!
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It took them this long to find it? Let's hear it for all the anarchists out
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there!! Keep up the good work guyz! Thanx to Mt.Waverley High for their effort
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against society.
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The I.R.A. (Irish Republican Army) are to cease fire. My heroes! The most
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legendary anarchists of all time are surrendering! How could this have
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happened? Lets pick up where they left off Australia, the A.R.A. perhaps? ;)
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Hot off the phone lines. The CIB are pushing for a new bill to outlaw the
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publication of material such as this article. Do they honestly think they
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could stunt the growth of Australia's largest (and only) anarchy team?
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NO FUCKING WAY MAN! MAIM FOR EVER!! LONG LIVE ALL MAIM'ERS!(DEATH TO PIGS!)
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****UPDATE**UPDATE**UPDATE**UPDATE**UPDATE**UPDATE**UPDATE**UPDATE**UPDATE****
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Thermite: Wanna be able to melt through the roof of an enemies locker roof? Or
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~~~~~~~~~ maybe burn a hole right through the assholes car bonnet/roof/door or
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petrol tank? Then THERMITE will be next on mum's shopping list for you. As you
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may have already guessed, this is a VERY potent incendiary device. Thermite
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will literally melt the balls off a brass monkey (if you so desire). "What do
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I need" I hear you excitedly ask, well here you go:
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Ingredient/Equipment. Where to get it.
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Rust.(Lots'n'lots) Home brew. (shown below)
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Aluminium shavings.(A fair bit) Hardware store or flogged from school.
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Sparkler (the silver type).. Safeway
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Okay, that's everything. Not a lot? That's the best thing! Okay, first,
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to create rust you- can do it the shit way and scrape it off wherever it is,
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or you can create (grow?) your own. Get a big iron bolt, some salt, water, jar
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and a battery charger. Fill up the jar about 2/3 and dissolve some salt into
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it. Then attach the positive ("+"..duh!) electrode to the bolt and drop it in
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the jar. Put the negative electrode in the water too. Let this rust away for a
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day or two (or when ever you see that there is a HEAP of red shit in the
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water). If there is heaps of red stuff in the water, filter it out (it's rust)
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and replace the water with fresh stuff, and salt too. It's a good idea to set
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up a few of these little dudes coz ya need a fair bit of rust. When your
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freshly made rust has been dried, add 8 grams of it to every 3 grams of
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aluminium fillings. However a 50% to 50% mixture will also work. Place a small
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pile of Thermite on whatever object you want to fuck-over then place the
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sparkler (or a magnesium ribbon) in the pile and light it...this stuff is said
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to be able to vapourize carbon steel. One small pile on a persons car bonnet
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will burn through the bonnet, the engine block and start burning into the
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concrete beneath! Experiment!
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Black Match Fuse: If you don't have enough money or can't be fucked buying
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ some fuse from a hobby shop, then here's a way to step
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around it. The black match fuse is quick and easy to make. Get some COTTON
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(make sure it's cotton by burning it, if a coal and smoke remain, it is)
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thread and cut about ten 30cm lengths from it. Bundle them together by tying
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both ends and twisting it around (my girlfriend platted them for me).
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Get some black powder and moisten it with a select-a-spray until it's a bit
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mushy, then roll the bundled threads around in it. Make sure there's a fair
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bit of the shit all in the threads. Keep about three or four cm's without mix
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on them to tie to a coat hanger. Make about seven of these and hang'em in the
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oven to drive out the moisture, the spring sun will not do a good enough job
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of it. There you go, you should have some hard crusty fuses. Store in a dry
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and safe place ready for use, I dunno how long they last like this so make 'em
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when ya need em. Hang on to your new fuses and go to the next section...
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Pipe Bombs: The mother of all home made explosives device. These are SO easy
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~~~~~~~~~~~ to make, even a cop can do it! The destructive force is really cool.
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Also a perfect weapon against nature- trees in particular. (ok, ok, a little
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far with the trees already!). Take a trip to your local hardware store, a good
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one. Ask if you can get a piece of pipe cut to some specific measurements. If
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they do, buy a couple of 30cm lengths with thread and caps for EACH end. The
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pipe should be about as thick as your wrist. Now with this, go back to your
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work shop. Mix up a nice large batch of black powder for your pipe. Cap one
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end of the pipe and drill a hole in the centre of it. The hole should be
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about.. umm, about 1/2 the width of a pen. I know that is a shit measurement
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to go by, but I don't know the size of the drill bit I use. Just make it small
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enough so the fuse fits good and the powder don't fall out. Cap one end of ya
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pipe and stuff some tissue or other wadding in there. Fill the bottom of the
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pipe with black powder an stick in the fuse, about six cm's inside is enough
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and above 10 on the outside, depends on the fuse quality. Fill up the rest of
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the pipe with black powder, and maybe some nails for fun. Before it's totally
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full, chuck on a bit more tissue, but don't pack it down. The looser it is,
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the better. Cap the other end and get creative. You know what I'd blow up
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(...tree...:) but perhaps you would rather a car, person, or even part of
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your neighbours house. All are highly recommended. Also, if you want to save
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your pipe, you can leave a cap off one end and you'll have a mini cannon! You
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can figure that one out for ya selves.
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How To Run Your School: Is it me or is there always that asshole teacher at
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ every school? Don't you wish that once, just once you
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could do ANYTHING to your school? Well perhaps these little doozies (stupid
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word) can help. Here are a few hints on how to roll everyone and anyone at
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your prison.....I mean school:
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Things You'll Need :..
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1) Fountain pen or Posca texta.
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2) Super glue.
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3) Two bux worth of 10<31>'s.
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4) A couple o water bombs.
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5) Liquid soap. (Morning Fresh with extra lemon scent.)
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7) A two dollar coin.
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8) A small set of tools with wire cutters, screwdrivers and shit.
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9) Plenty of wire.
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10) One of those microphones that transmits to the FM band
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11) A small walkman that is set to receive the mic output in the above line.
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Also it must have it's own internal speakers.
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12) A few zip lock bags.
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13) A peeled orange.
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1) Fountain pens are wicked for desecration a clean surface. See how many
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different surfaces you can mar in one flick. Get creative, see what you
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get, tables, walls, ceilings, the guy sitting next to you, the teacher.
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2) Get the super glue and 10<31>'s. Find some places to glue them, like the
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cunteen (heh) window, a urinal, doors and shit. Watch and laugh at the
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scab's who try to pry them off.
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3) In your school toilets look in the urinals and you should see some
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little yellow round things at the bottom for hiding the smell of urine,
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get a fuck load of towelling and pick these up and put them in the soap
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dish at the basins...now sit back and laugh your ass off at all the
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people who mistake them as soap and try to wash their wands with them.
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4) Get a couple o' water bombs and fill 'em with gas in your chemistry
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room. Go to where all the smokers hang out and drop a few. They'll
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get a big surprise when they decide to be cool and pop one with their
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smoke....heheheh, cool Mini fireball.
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5) This is a pearler on a wet day. If the floors at school are lino' or
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polished wood squirt a shit load of dish washing detergent on the floor
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an watch all the fools slide from wall to wall. If you have the very
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scented stuff then everyone will STINK! Heheheh.
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6) In chem or physics heat a two dollar coin until it's red hot. Drop it
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on the floor, or table of your enemy, wait for him to pick it up, and
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then when he does......HOLY SHIT!!! (heheh)
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7) If there is any better way to roll your school, I'd love to be told.
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This one involves the microphone, tools and wire. Get into an empty room
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and make sure it stays empty for about 20 minutes. You'll have to
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butcher the walkman, connect the speaker wires to the PA. system wires,
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turn on the radio and mic, then all you have to do is talk. I don't
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exactly know the correct wires an' shit coz my friends did this, but
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I do know that the PA. system has to be on, and the if you don't have
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the right walkman, you'll have to build a small amp. A guy at school
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said that the mini-amp is simple. After the shit is set up all you have
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to do is make your own announcements. "Excuse this message but could all
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the teachers in the school ... GET FUCKED!!!....(giggle giggle giggle)"
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Oh well, that's about it from me, it's pretty late, Total Recall is over
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and Star Trek (Chain of Command I) is about to start, so C yaz l8r.
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And remember, if it doesn't explode.....it's no FUN!
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L8R Brother Anarkists
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CANCER0US PR0STRATE
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=L0CK=
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