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5.1 KiB
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For this you will need: 79 cent Bic lighter
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Needlenose pliers
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Tin snips or wire cutters
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First, rip the metal windguard off the lighter with the pliers.
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Then twist the little flame adjuster all the way to the right, and keep
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twisting until it won't move up anymore. (Stop and twist back if it starts
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hissing.) There is a gap between the flame adjust and the
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plastic push-thing (moves the nozzle up). You then flatten the wind-
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guard out and snip a notch in it big enough to fit around the nozzle.
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What you will do is you will fit the metal piece in the slot between
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the flame adjust and the plastic or the ring around the nozzle, which
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ever shows. The metal should be bent down, like the hose on a fire
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extinguisher. Make sure the 'handle' is snug. You could glue carefully.
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You then hold the lighter backwards from how you would normally hold
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it, thumb-tab away. You will strike with your index finger. Practice.
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Depress the handle with your thumb. Strike, and have instant Hell-fire!
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Enjoy!
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{- From The Poor Man's James Bond by Kurt Saxxon -}
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YOU WILL NEED: Shotgun shell
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Cork
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Roofing nail
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Glue
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Medium to heavy paper
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(You can use construction paper, paper bags, etc.)
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Take the cork and drill a hole for the roofing nail to fit in, from
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the smaller end to the larger end. Glue the cork to the firing end
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with the hole over the primer. The nail will be placed in the hole,
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point to the primer.
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Cut some paper and you will make a tube that fits the shell, about three
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times longer than the shell. Tape or glue the tube to the shell.
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crimp the rest of the tube and flatten it out. Tape the end.
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You might want to stick a piece of clothes hanger wire down the tube to
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keep it straight. Also, you can use some wire to rig the bomb for a
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slingshot. The bomb needs to come straight down so it will be sure to
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detonate. Strapping tape can be used to strap everything securely.
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ENJOY!
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.-.
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- -
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( * * )
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. - .
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[+++]
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-.-
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TEMPUS
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Call Castle Brass at (415) 345-2134
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/E
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X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X
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