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YOU PLUMMETT TO YOUR DEATH AS YOU ENTER THE DOOR MARKED NO ADMITTANCE BUT YOU
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FIND YOURSELF IN A SMALL ROOM CLUSTERED WITH STRANGE APPARATUS..... THERE IS A
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GROUP OF FOUL LOOKING CREATURES PLACED ABOUT THE ROOM TOWARD THE FRONT OF THE
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ROOM IS A MAN IN DARK ROBES AND A DUSTY NOTEBOOK. HE INSTRUCT YOU TO SIT DOWN
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AND YOU OBEY.
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IN THE MIST OF CONFUSION YOU FIND THAT YOU HAVE ENTERED THE DR. MAD CHEMISTRY
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MATERIALS: CALCIUM CARBIDE, A TIN COKE CAN, RUBBER CEMENT, WATER, MEDIUM SIZED
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TEST TUBE THAT WILL FIT COMFORTABLY WITHIN THE TIN CAN, A CORK WIDER THAN THE M
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OUTHPIECE OF THE TIN CAN AND A KNIFE
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LOCATION OF CONSTUCTION: OUTDOORS
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SPECIAL PRECAUTIONS: DON'T LET ANY HUMIDITY OF WATER CONTACT THE CALCIUM
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CARBIDE
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THIS WEEK WE'LL START WITH AN UPGRADED VERSION OF THE CARBIDE BOMB
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WELL A CARBIDE BOMB CONSISTS OF A BASIC CHEMICALL REACTION BETWEEN CALCIUM CARB
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IDE AND H2O. WELL FIRST GO TO ANY HARDWARE STORE AND BUY CALCIUM CARVIDE. THEY
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SHOULD HAVE IT BECAUSE CARBIDE CAMPING LAMPS USE THE STUFF. THE STUFF SHOULD LO
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OK LIKE SMALL PIECES OF GRAVEL. NOW YOU GO AND FIND SOME KIND TIN CAN AS IN A U
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SED COKECAN... WELL DRINK THE COKE (BURP).... NOW PUT IN THE CALCIUM CARBIDE SO
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IT FILLS ABOUT 1/4 OF THE CAN... NOW GET A TEST TUBE. FILL THE TEST TUBE (MEDI
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UM SIZE) FULL OF WATER. NOW PLACE THE TUBE INSIDE THE CAN THROUGH THE MOUTHPIEC
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E. NOW YOU ARE FACED WITH AN OPEN MOUTH PIECE.. WELL MOST PEOPLE CAN'T FIND A P
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ROPHANE TORCH TO MELT A PIECE OF METAL ON THE OPENING... SOO... WHAT YOU CAN DO
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IS TAKE A CORK LARGER THAN THE OPENING OF THE MOUTHPIECE. NOE TAKE A KNIFE AND
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ETCH IN A RING ABOUT 1/4 - 1/2 INCHES ABOVE THE SMALL END OF THE CORK. NOW CAR
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FULLY WEDGE IN THE CORK (IT MAY TAKE A WHILE) INTO THE MOUTHPIECE. AFTER IT SLI
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PS INTO THE WEDGE IN RING. LET IT SIT FOR A DAY SO IT SOMEWHAT RETRNS TO A BLOA
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TED CORK.. OR TAKE A FEW( I EMPHASIZE FEW) DROPS OF WATER AND PLACE TEM ON HE C
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ORK.. IF ANY WATER GETS IN YOU WILL HAVE GREAT DIFFICULTY SEEING, WRITINMG, WAL
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KING... THINGS LIE THAT. NOW TAKE RUBBER CEMENT AND PLACE IT AROUND THE CRACKS
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BETWEEN THE CORK AND THE TIN CAN. LET THE GRENADE SETTLE TILL THE GLUE DRIES. N
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OW YOUR READY TO GO... GET YOUR LITTLE SISTER OR ANYONE YOU HATE AND SA COME HE
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RE LETS PLAY CATCH.. WELL THROUGH THE CAN MAKE SURE IT HITS THE GROUND NEXT TO
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THE TARGET VERY HARD.. SO THE TEST TUBE BREAKS.. NOW HOT GASES FORM ... PRESSU
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RE BUILDS AND ( OHH NOO!)
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BOOM!
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FIG. 1
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TOP VIEW OF THE CAN
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- !-----!------- PLACE CORK IN OPENING
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- !-----! - PUT GLUE AROUND CRACKS
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FIG.2
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CORK WEDGE
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\ /------- WEDGE IT WITH A KNIFE RIGHT HERE
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FIG. 3
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COKE CAN GRENADE OVER VIEW
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\ /---- CORK
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! ( )------ TEST TUBE WITH WATER
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!****( )**------ CALCIUM CARBIDE
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THE PREVIOUS VERSION OF THIS SYTEM DIDN'T WORK AS WELL AS THIS. IT'S UP TO YOU
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TO JUDGE FOR YOURSELF.
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