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! HOW TO PHREAK HBO/SHO/SPORTSCANNEL !
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! BY ROBIN HOOD !
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! !
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WELCOME TO A FIRST IN A SERIOUS ON HOW TO 'RIPP OFF THE WORLD'. THE TOPIC OF
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OUR DISCUSSION TODAY WILL BE ON HOW TO BRING HBO/SHO/SPORTSCHANNEL INTO YOUR
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HUMBLE DOMAIN. THIS PROCEDURE I INTAILS SCALING YOUR LOCAL TELEPHONE POLE-SO I
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MUST WARN YOU-IF YOU SLIP AND PLUMMET TO THE GROUND AND DIE REMBER- DOUBLE
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DENSITY WROTE THIS ARTICLE.( A BRIEF ASIDE, DOUBLE DENSITY(HENCEFORTH KNOWN AS
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ASSHOLE) IS THE REIGNING SYSOP AT SHADOW WORLD.)
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ENOUGH OF THE MOCKERY AND LETS START TO INSTAL YOUR 'PAY' CABLE CHANNELS. THE
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FOLLOWING IS NEEDED TO INSTALL THE SERVICES:
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[01] LADDER
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[02] TWO PAIRS OF PLIARS
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ONCE YOU ARE DONE PILAGING YOUR HOUSE FOR THESE ITEMS YOU ARE READY TO PROCEDE
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TO THE NEXT STEP, FINDING THE CABLE WIREST. THE EASISEST WAY TO DO THIS IS JUST
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TO TRACE THEM OUT FROM YOUR HOUSE TO THE WIRE AND THEN TO THE CORRESPONDING
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TELEPHONE POLE.
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ONCE HAVING LOCATED YOUR TELEPHONE POLE YOU ARE READY TO BEGIN YOUR ASSAULT.
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SET UP THE LADDER AND CLIMB THE POLE. THE LOWEST WIRE ON THE POLE IS YOUR
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TELEPHONE-DONT MESS WITH THAT! AND THE HIGHEST CABLE IS YOUR POWER- NO WARING
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NEED BE ISSUED ABOUT THAT WIRE). OKAY NOW YOU SHOULD BE ON YOUR LADDER NEXT TO
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THE TELEPHONE POLE. EITHER TO THE LEFT OR RIGHT OF THE POLE 1-2 FEET, THEIR
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WILL BE YOUR CABLE WIRE (WHICH THEN LEADS TO A SILVER BOX). IF YOU LOOK
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CAREFULLY AT YOUR CABLE FIRE YOU WILL SEW A RED AND BLUE AND WHITE TAG ON IT.
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THIS TAG TELLS 'MR.CABLE' WHAT SERVICES YOU HAVE. AT ONE END OF YOUR
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CABLE-RIGHT BEFORE IT JOINS THE MAIN CABLE WIRES THEIR WILL BE A CABLE WOUND
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UP.(THIS FUNCTIONS AS THE RESISTANCE THAT BLOCKS AOUT SHO/HBO ETC ). PRIOR TO
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THIS CABLE(IT IS USIALLY RAPPED IN A CIRCULAR FORMATION AND SECURED TO THE CABLE
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FIRE.) THIER IS A 75OHM MALE CONNECTER CONNECTED TO THE COIL. UNSCREW
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THIS(USING THE TWO PLIARS-YOU DID REMBER THEM DIDNT YOU?). NOW ONE END OF THE
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COIL IS DICON ECTED. NOW GO TO THE SILVER BOX-WHERE
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THE SECOND PART OF THE COIL CONNECTS AND DISCONTECT THAT AS WELL.(LET THE CO
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IL PLUMET TO THE GROUND-YOU DONT NEED IT AGAIN.) . NOW CONNECT THE WIRE THAT
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GOES DIRECTLY FROM YOUR CABLE FIRE TO THE SILVER BOX. AND THAT WILL CONCLUDE
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THE INSTALATION OF THE 'PAY' TV'S.
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IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTION LEAVE EMAIL AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU POST HASTE.
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WATCH FOR THE NEXT EPISODE-HOW TO MAKE A BLUE BOX.
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(> FROM SECTOR SURGEON
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