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2.2 KiB
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65 lines
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Y O U R
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N E I G H B O R
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PART 1
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written by:
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amorphous
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INTRODUCTION
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Do you have a jerk neighbor that makes your life miserable? Loud music 2
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o'clock in the morning, fire crackers late at night, their kids ringing
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your doorbell and running, their CB Radio interfering with your TV and
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Radio, their grill cooking crap that smells up the block, their dog
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barking at you every time you come out your back door, mowing their lawn
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early Sunday morning, and your house very hot because they cut down that
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nice big maple tree shading your yard. This is what I always had to put
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up with. These series of files will discuss different ways to get back
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at them.
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DISCLAIMER
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I think you know.
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THEIR GRASS
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If you throw a rock at their window, it won't do much good because it
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only takes a couple of hours to fix and costs very little money. What do
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I recommend? The grass.
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Get a container of bleach, poke a few holes where the cover is with a
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nail, and you have yourself a bleach sprinkler. Go out about 2:30 in the
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morning and sprinkle it all over their lawn. In 1-2 days, they'll have
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hay instead of grass.
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Alka Seltzer
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Another way to destroy the lawn is to make it look like the dog did it.
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Put a couple or a few of these in the dog's water. In a couple of
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minutes, there will be mud all over your neighbors lawn (it's not mud).
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One of your neighbors might even slip in it and fall down. They'll think
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it's mud until they smell it. (Make sure all windows in your house are
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closed if the wind is blowing that way.)
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For more stuff on alka seltzer, I recommend reading ALKA SELTZER FUN.
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It's good.
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Cock Roaches
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If you have a bad problem in your house with some of these, no problem.
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Don't kill them; just put them around your neighbor's house and let them
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do what their supposed to do. (If they have a long-wooden stairway going
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towards their front door, I recommend putting a whole bunch of them
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there.)
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This is the end of YOUR NEIGHBOR PART 1. Look out for YOUR NEIGHBOR PART
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2.
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