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32 lines
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_>Fire Extinguishing
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_>Written by: Silent Slayer
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Boring evening? Nothing to do? Want to have some fun? Get together with
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some of your friends, and go steal yourself a WATER fire extinguisher. You can
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easily find one at a school, church, or in an apartment building. The water
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extinguishers are usually about 3 feet tall, and made of stainless steel. Once
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you've got yourself a fucking fire extinguisher, go around and spray the fuck
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out of people on the street from your car. Once the water and the pressure has
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ran out in the extinguisher, take it back to your house. Take a wrench and
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unscrew the top off of the extinguisher. Remove the top of the extinguisher.
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Fill the extinguisher with anything you can think of. Turpentine, paint thinner,
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Thompson's Water Seal, ammonia, vinegar, piss, brake fluid, and steering fluid
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work good. Any liquid will work good, as long as it is not thick, like motor
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oil. After you have filled up the extinguisher with all of the liquids, screw
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back on the top of the extinguisher. Take the extinguisher to your local gas
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station, and fill it with air. (There is a little tip on the side of the
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extinguisher, near the pressure gauge) Be careful not to fill the bitch with too
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much air pressure. (A little past the halfway mark on the gauge is good) Now
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you're set! Drive around and squirt the fucker at kids, skaters, gang members,
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old ladies. Another fun way to fuck with someone with the extinguisher is to ask
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someone on the street to come over to the car, and ask them for some bullshit
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directions. After they give you the directions, say "Thanks, DICK!" and spray
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the fucker right in the face with the fucker! Remember, you can fill up the
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extinguisher as many times as you want. Try to steal as many as you can find. Me
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and my fucking friends stole 10 of them.
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_>Brought to you by: Silent Slayer
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_>Call LHD - (818)/546-2332
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