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HERBAL HONEY
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Required elementes: Honey and Hay
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Make a decoction with 2 handfuls of hay. Boyle for 20
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minutes in water and pour liquid into bowl. Stir in jar of
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honey until dissolved and allow to cool before transferring to
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suitable container.
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Allow 30 minutes for completion of this delicious elixir.
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Imbibe to become one with the vitae naturae and gain knowl-
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edge of the true names of all plants.
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ALPHABET SOUP
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Required elementes: Dandelyons, Elderberries & Rose petals
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Crush a handful of Elderberries and save the extract. Steep
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the petals frpm 1 rose in water for 1 hour. Cut the stem from
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a dandelyonand allow the white sape tp drip into the
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elderberrie extract. Remove rose petals from liquid & discard.
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Add rose water to elderberrie and dandelyon, heate to 62
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degrees and stir in dandelyon flowers. Turn heate off, allow
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to stand for 20 minutes and strain into container.
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Allow 90 minutes to prepare this potion. Essential before
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understanding of Runes can be gained.
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BRAIN ACHE
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Required elementes: Poppys, mushrooms and one maggot
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Choppe 1 large maggot into small pieces. Boyle 2 handfuls of
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fresh mushrooms until reduced to a mushe and mix in the
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seeds from 5 poppys then add the maggot pieces to the result-
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ing dough. Place in a baking tray and cook in the oven for 15
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minutes or until golden browne.
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Allow 30 minutes for preparation. Consuming this cake
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allows you to cast Brain Ache spelles to the confusion of your
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foes.
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MIND LOCKE
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Required elementes: Poppys, one maggot and Bloode Root
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Choppe 1 large maggot into small pieces and sautee until
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brown. Add sliced bloode root and continue on heate until
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soft. Grinde up seeds from 5 poppys ans sprinkle on surface
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and allow to cool. Grinde mixture into fine paste, make into
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small balles and allow to harden.
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Eating these balles allows you to cast Mind Locke spelles to
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freeze your enemies. This takes one hour to prepare.
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SPAGETTY CONFUSION
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Require elementes: Belladonna, Parsley, White Wine &
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Witch Hazel
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Dry one cup of witch hazel leaves until dry and crisp then
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crush to produce a powder. Add a belladonna flower and a
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pinch of parsley to the powder, mixing them together well.
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Heate a bottle of white wine to boyling and stirr in the
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powdered mixture while continuing to boyle until the mixture
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turns into spagetty-like strings which should be formed into
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patties and baked for five minutes in a hot oven.
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This should take about an hour. When eaten, the user gains
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the Tangled Mind spelle.
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SIZZLING EGGES
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Required elementes: Bird's egge, Hellebore, Firethorn &
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Water Lily
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Boyle a large lily leaf in water for 15 minutes, add a cupfull
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of firethorn petals and a hellebore flower. Add the white of a
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smalle egge and stirr thoroly for 10 minutes before allowing to
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cool. Drain remaining liquid into suitable container.
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This takes about one hour to make a will give user a real
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knockout spelle.
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CLOTTED SURPRISE
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Required elementes: Spyder's web, Hawthorn & Mosse
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Peel a saucepan full of hawthorn berries. Take great care to
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remove all trace of outside skins. Crushe the berries to pro-
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duce a fine puree which should be put to one side. Wash three
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handfuls of common mosse, to remove any dirte and then boyle
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in water to cleanse. The mosse will break down into a green
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and slimy substance to which the pureed hawthorn should be
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added. Mix thoroly into a homogenus paste. This paste
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should be liberally spread over a bandage made from spyder's
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web. The bandage thus encrusted should be applied to any cut
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area which requires healing.
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This poultice takes twenty five minutes to prepare and will
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restore your strength and ability. To use apply to injured
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area. For many minor injuries.
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ICED MAGICK
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Required elementes: Hawthorn, Thistle and Bloode Lily
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Remove all of the petals from a bloode lily flower and discarde
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them. Remove the seed pod and place over a low heate to
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encourage it to open up. When it does so, remove all of the
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seeds. Boyle two handfuls of hawthorn berries for twenty
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minutes and drain off the liquid to use. Discard the boyled
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hawthorn pulpe. Remove the thistle down from one thistle
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and add to the liquid from the hawthorns together with the
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bloode lily seeds. Take resulting mixture and place it in
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freezer for one hour. Pour off liquid into suitable container.
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To be drunk as required with this recipe providing sufficient
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for two portions.
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Will take one and three quarters hours to prepare. The decoc-
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tion should be used for more serious injuries than the previous
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poultice.
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WOODEN HEART in ALGAE SAUCE
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Required elementes: Dogwood, Algae, Bleeding heart and
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Honey.
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Bake 6 handfuls of dogwood barke for two hours in a hot
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oven. Whilst the bark is baking, prepare the sauce as follows:
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Disolve a jar of honey in warm water, add a pint of Pond
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algae and one chopped bleeding heart flower. Simmer for one
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hour and pour over the dogwood when baked. It sets into a
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hard jelly and provides enough for three helpings.
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Taking two hours to make, each helping is a powerful restor-
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ative and healing agent.
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PAINFREE
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Required elementes: White Wine, Black lotus & Laudnum
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Take the flower of a black lotus and remove its petal. Care-
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fully extract the pollen from the remainder of the flower and
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mix the pollen into the tincture of laudnum. Warm a glass of
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white wine and mix in the combined black lotus pollen and
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laudnum. This should be stored in a suitable container until
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needed.
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It takes about half an hour to prepare and will take all pain
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away for three hours.
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FIRE SPONGE
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Required elementes: Plantain, Flame flower & Moss
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Add water to 2 handfuls of moss and knead to form a sticky,
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dough like paste. Remove seed heads from 2 handfuls of
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Plantain, add to mixture and set aside for 15 minutes. The
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seeds act as a speedy yeast. Grate a whole flame flower plant
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including leaves, flower & root and add to the moss dough,
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after the plantain seeds have done their work. Ensure an
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even dispersal. Place in baking tray and cook in a warm oven
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for 15 minutes. When cool, slice and serve.
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This receipt make sufficient for six slices. It takes 35 min-
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utes to prepare and eating a slice allows the casting of a 10
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second Fire Wall.
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ICE SPONGE
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Required elementes: Plantain, Hawthorn & Moss
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Follow instructions for making Fire Sponge but substitute 2
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handfuls of grated hawthorn berries for flame flowers. It
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takes the same tyme to prepare but allows the casting of a 20
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second Ice Wall.
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MAIDENS TURNOVER
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Required elementes: Maidenhair, Fern, 3 Spyder's webs &
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Honey
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Take two handfuls of leaves from the Maiden's Tree and
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choppe them finely. Boyle the finely chopped leaves until
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totally dissolved into the water to leave a dirty brown liquid.
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Blend into this liquid one jar of honey which acts as both a
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sweetener and thickening agent. Shred a handful of fern
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sprigs and stir into the mixture which then forms a thick
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dough-like paste. Shape this paste into small packets and
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wrap each one in a spyder web. There is enough of the mix-
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ture to make three packets.
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The receipt takes twenty minutes to prepare. Eating a packet
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causes an increase in skin toughness as tho wearing armor. It
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has no effect on magick and provides no protection against
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spelles.
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MANTICORE FLIP
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Required elementes: Maidenhair, Fern, 3 pieces of Manticore
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hide & Honey.
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Prepare as Maiden's Turnover but wrap each packet in a piece
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of Manticore hide. Causes greater increase in skin toughness.
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KNIGHTYME PLEASURE
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Required elementes: Bird Feather, Deadly Nightshade and
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beetles
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Crush two handfuls of Knightshade berries to extract their
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juice. Mix juice with the bloode sucked from five live beetles.
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Stir the mixture widdershins with the tail feather of a bird
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and recite my name backwards. Store drink in a bottle untill
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required.
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As the ingredients for this receipt are difficult to obtain at the
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same tyme, it is unlikely that more than one portion of this
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poyion can be prepared in any one year. Should you be fortu-
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nate enough to obtain the necessary for more than one portion
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then a second batch should be stored as though it were fine
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wine.
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It only takes fifteen minutes to prepare but is most powerful
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in its effects. When consmed it offers total protection to all
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non-contact magick weapons and substantial protection from
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any other weapone for a considerable tyme. It should not be
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used lightly but saved until needed.
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LUCKY SURPRISE
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Required elementes: Nettles & one Four Leaf Clover
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Boyle a saucepan full of fresh nettles in water for twenty
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minutes. Add a sprig of four leaf clover and continue to boyle
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for a further five minutes. Strain off the liquid, bottle it and
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allow to cool whereupon it may be consumed. This potion
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should be used judiciously as excessive consumption will cause
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drowsiness and lethargy.
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It takes thirty minutes to prepare. Use of this portion will
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make you react quicker unless taken to excess when it will
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tend to cause the opposite effect.
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PROPITIOUS SURPRISE
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Required elementes: Aconite, Nettles & one Four Leaf Clover
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This mixture should be prepared as Lucky Surprise but after
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straining off the liquid, add three drops of aconite extract to
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the decoction and stir for five minutes before bottling. It
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takes forty minutes to prepare. This potion has the advantage
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of not causing drowsiness but otherwise acts as a Lucky Sur-
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prise. The addition of Aconite must be at the tyme of prepara-
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tion. Later addition makes a deadly poison.
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MONSTERA PIE
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Required elementes: Monstera, Parsley & Ivy
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Line a medium sized baking dish with Ivy leaves. Clean and
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separate a 2 cm. basketful of Monstera petals and slice into
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thumb joint sized strips. Place the strips into a baking dish,
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add the parsley and cover the contents with another layer of
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Ivy leaves. Place the baking dish in a hot oven and cook for
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twenty minutes. This receipt should provide enough for five
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portions and takes thirty minutes to prepare.
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Eating a slice of this pie will make the eater stronger but
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slightly slow down the eater's reactions. This slowing is
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cummulative for each slice eaten before a previously consumed
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slice is fully digested. Only the foolhardy shude try eating the
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whole pie at one sitting because of this side effect. Used with
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due care, consuming a slice of pie will give the eater a useful
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boost in strength when it is needed.
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GLOWING PRIDE
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Required elementes: Thistle, Dandelyon & Flame flower
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Remove the petals from one Flamed flower and press them to
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remove the oil of which they contain. Take one Dandelyon and
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split its stem. Allow the milky liquid contained therein to
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drip into the previously extracted oil and mix thoroughly.
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Pull the down from one Thistle and drop into the oil mixture
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so that the down soaks up the mixture. Roll the down into a
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ball. Thro' practice, tis possible to increase the oil yield from
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each flower.
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This should take fifteen minutes. Store the soaked down in
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darkness. As soon as a prepared ball of down is removed from
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complete darkness, it will begin to glow. The length of tyme
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that each ball will glow for, is directly proportional to the
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user's experience. If the user is twice as experienced the
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second tyme that this magic is used then the light will last for
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twice as long. Useful in those unexpected dark places when
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there is no normal light available.
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MUSHROOM TENDERNESS
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Required elementes: Hellebore, Elderberry & Mushroom
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Slice up one bucket of mushrooms and then boyle them untill
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reduced to a thick mush. Crush two handfuls of elderberries
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to extract their juice and add the juice to the boyled mush-
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rooms. Choppe up one Hellebore leaf and add to the mixture.
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Pour into an appropriate container and drink when required.
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Preparation takes 25 minutes and produces enough mixture
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for four doses. Drinking this potion will infuse the user with
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superhuman strength for a short period of time.
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THORNY SPLINTER
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Required elementes: Firethorn & Nettles
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Boyle four handfuls of nettles for ten minutes and strain off
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the liquid, discarding the nettles. Add thorns from the
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Firethorn bush and allow to brew for one hour. Bottle &
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drink as soon as cool. Takes one and a half hours to prepare.
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Drinking this potion will arm the drinkers with Fire Dagger
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spelles.
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FINGERLIGHT
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Required elementes: Earwigges, Deadly Knightshade and
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Belladonna
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Extract the juice from a saucepan full of Nightshade berries,
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add five earwigges and one chopped belladonna leaf to the
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juice and allow to stand for twenty minutes. Drain the liquid
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into a bottle and drink immediately.
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Preparation takes twenty five minutes. When drunk this
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potion imbues the user with the ability to cast Fingerlight
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spelles (lightning boltes).
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PALMLIGHT
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Required elementes: Centipedes, Mistletoe, Belladonna &
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Absinthe
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Extract the juice from a saucepan full of Mistletoe berries,
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add five centipedes, one chopped belladonna leaf & two
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spoonfulls of Absinthe to the juice and allow to stand for
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twenty minutes. Drain the liquid into a bottle and drink
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immediately.
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Preparation takes forty five minutes. When drunk this potion
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imbues the user with the ability to cast Palmlight spelles
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(lightning ball).
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CAT & DOG BROTH
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Required elementes: Spyder, Horse hair, Lily flower and
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Witch Hazel
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Take a large lily and finely choppe it. Add the chopped lily to
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a basketful of Witch hazel leaves and simmer over a gentle
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heate for one hour. Drain off the resultant liquid into a
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saucepan and discard the remains of the flower & leaves.
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Remove the skins from ten common spyders and throw them
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away. Crush the spyders to release their bloode and add to the
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liquid in the saucepan. Stir the mixture thoroughly and then
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add a tuft of Horse hair. Raise the liquid to boyling point and
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simmer for twenty minutes or until it thickens. Pour into a
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suitable container. It may be eaten either hot or cold.
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This recipe takes an hour and forty minutes to prepare. When
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eaten, this powerful mixture has two effects. The minor result
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of its use, is a boost to strength and general health but the
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major effect provides the eater with a large number of
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Tunderflash Spelles which can inflict serious damage on the
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enemy.
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DEMONS BREW
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Required elementes: Vampire dust, Dragon's bloode & Deadly
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Nightshade
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Extract the juice from a saucepan full of Deadly Knightshade
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berries and discard the pulp. Add this juice to one pint of
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Dragon's bloode. Put the Vampire dust in this liquid and
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allow it to stand for five minutes. Drain the mixture through
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a muslin cloth to remove all of the sediment and bottle the
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resultant liquid. It is absolutely essential to discard the
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sediment on consecrated ground, failing to do so will cause
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you moste serious regrets.
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This decoction takes twenty five minutes to prepare and
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equips anyone who drinks it with a terrible weapon. For this
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reason and because of the ingredients, this is a rare decoction
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that you are likely to make only once in a lifetime. Careless-
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ness in making it can also ensure that you only get to make it
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once in a lifetime.
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Drinking the decoction will provide the drinker with a large
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number of Fearful Spelles that do an amazing amount of
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damage to any normal creature.
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POSTSCRIPTUM
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Brain Ache:
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When this spelle is cast upon an opponent, it reduces dexterity
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by a random amount for the duration of the fight. It may be
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used only once in any single confrontation.
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Fearful:
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This awesome spelle does terrible damage to any standard
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opponent upon whom it is cast.
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Fingerlight:
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This more potent fight spelle casts a fork of lightning at an
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opponent causing damage when it hits.
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Fire Dagger:
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This spelle appears and acts like a flaming, thrown dagger but
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doing three times the damage of a dagger unless the target is
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immune to fire. Used against a mummy, there is a chance of it
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catching fire.
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Fire Wall:
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Lasting for 10 seconds each time it is used, this spelle stops an
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opponent attacking and allows the caster to use a ranged
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weapone or run away. It also destroys any ice-based weapon
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as well as severely damaging any wooden weapones but these
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effects also apply to the caster's weapons.
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Ice Wall:
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The ice version of Fire Wall, it lasts twice as long but is
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almost instantly destroyed by fire-based weapones and only
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allows the caster to use ice spelles for its duration.
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Identify Plant:
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This magickal ability is essential to allow identification of the
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many plant ingredients used in the magickal arts. It is gained
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by consuming Herbal Honey.
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Knightyme Pleasure:
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This is the greatest defensive spelle in that it eliminates all
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effects from magickal ranged weapones and halves the effect
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of any other weapone.
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Lucky Surprise:
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This potion increases the imbiber's dexterity by one tenth for
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each swig but if more than one swig is taken before an earlier
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one wears off this is partially negated by becoming drowsy.
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Maiden's Turnover:
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This causes a magickal hardening of the eater's skin which
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effectively halves sword damage for a tyme.
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Manticore Flip:
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Similar to Maiden's Turnover but reduces sword damage to
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one tenth for a much longer tyme.
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Mind Locke:
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This spelle is similar to Tangled Mind but of even greater
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intensity.
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Palmlight:
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A more powerful version of Fingerlight that casts ball light-
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ning at an opponent for even greater damage.
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Propitious Surprise:
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Similar effect to Lucky Surprise but without the drowsiness
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disadvantage for multiple swigs.
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Runic Reading:
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This is the ability to read and understand runic writing which
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is necessary to understanding and can be obtained by drinking
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Alphabet Soup.
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Sizzling Egges:
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This gives an offensive spelle equivalent to hitting an oppo-
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nent somewhat harder than the deadliest concussive weapon.
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Tangled Mind:
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Similar to Brain Ache but reduces dexterity by a greater
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amount.
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Thunderflash:
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When cast at an opponent this spelle acts as a percussion
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weapon which inflicts extensive damage.
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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