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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Infocom Funnies! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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Infocom's WITNESS funnies, for your pleasure, after you have solved the
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adventure. This file written by, The Wyvern, and a follow up with more of
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these kool funnies will be comming soon for Witness. Also in the works are
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ones for Cut-Throats, Sea Stalker & of course the latest yet, Hitchiker's Guide
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to the Galaxy.
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After you are done reading these ingenious funnies here, you might as well do
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something worth while with your time, and call up the best in the west, Temple
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of Doom at [805]-682-5148. This is the place where allll the latest files come
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from!
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So have you ever tried to..........
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...Shoot yourself or shoot Sergent Duffy
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...Eating something you wouldnt normally eat
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...swearing (shit, fuck, damn) at witness
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...Throw some kind of object at the gate or something like that
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...Stealing something like the kitchen garden
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...entering the fire, or the door when its closed, or something like that
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...using some type of vandilisim like breaking a window or something, this is
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where witness even uses a bad word (hehe)
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...Hitting one of the characters in the game
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...opening something like the fence
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...Going into the bathroom when Monica is inside
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...Sitting on Linder when he is urging you to talk to him in his office (use the
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carved chair)
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...Saying HELLO to yourself, fences and other things like that
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...Doing obscene things like fucking duffy
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Well guys, stay tuned for the next volume of Witness funnies, to use farther
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along on the game, and look for other infocom funnies, and elite adventurer
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society info in the near future...Also look for any other great files written by
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The Wyvern...
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