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HOW TO GET REALLY SOARING HIGH ON GATORADE - By Max Madd
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Ok, first run down to the Piggly Wiggly and purchase a big old 4 pint thing full of our most
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favorite beverage - Gatorade. Then refuse the desire to eat until your stomache is empty.
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Now these steps are very complex, so everybody hang on to your hats:
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1. Check the expiration date to see if it's a good week.
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2. Smell the cap (I don't know why, they do it to wine in French restaurants, so why not?)
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3. Open your mouth and let the whole gallon slide down as fast as possible.
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4. Trip out.
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Disclaimer: I am not responsible for anything that happens as a result of this. You do it at
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your own risk. I am not responsible for anything you do while under the influence, or any
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damage or illness that may insue as a direct or indirect response to the use of this
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information. I'm not holding a gun to your head and making you do anything. Ok, enough
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legal stuff, suffice it to say you can't sue me or press charges.
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Known side effects:
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1. A really cool high.
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2. Slight discomfort to the back of the throat.
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3. Some major kidney action and a stinging sensation when you go for a Number One.
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No big deal. I think personally that it's worth the slight discomfort, but you judge for your
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own self.
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Credit goes to Geewhiz for his sagely advise in this matter. And no, you can't sue him
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either.
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